I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-
Baumauer secretly fears Kalist – and Kalist knows it.
…you’re either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
Comedy works best when people recognise themselves.
You gonna do somethin’? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
If you can’t be with the √-1 you love, love the √-1 you’re with.
Secret 737160022162. It’s unthinkable only to the extent it’s doable.
I didn’t come from a broken home – more like deliberately imploded.
I didn’t wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck.