I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-
What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?
When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.
Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.
In cyber espionage, the cloak and the dagger are one and the same.
It isn’t he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.
Am I the only person who thinks the theory of solipsism is totally stupid?
Light, trivial comedy does not appeal – it is not something I go to see.
You little prick. It’s a whelk…it’s a…it’s a…dead whelk!
People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.