We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
You barbarians!’ he yelled. ‘I’ll sue the council for every penny it’s got! I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled…until…until…until…until you’ve had enough.’Ford was running after him. Very very fast.’And then...
I’d say I’ve gone to grad school for comedy being on ‘Community.’
Well I beat things around with my stick once in awhile.
To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world.
I support zero tolerance. But I draw the line at negative integers.
That still small voice within sure seems to refuse to confirm or deny a lot.
Secret 5.56.45. The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.
I can’t hear the phrase ‘Bay of Pigs invasion’ without thinking of bacon.
I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.
The Element of Surprise is their in every day,It’s when you wake up.