We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.
Sam: I’ve never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.
Displacement of ‘What goes around, comes around’ is Zero.
Express yourself, Express your life, Express the Moment, Live the life.
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Son,” he said, “you monkeyed up.
The best protection against identity theft is bad credit
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Always write your signature move in disappearing ink.
Birds don’t sing after a storm, they sing before the next one.
Secret 2791716. You can only scandalize people on their own terms.
Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.
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