I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-
Every great summer song was recorded the previous winter.
Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say… sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of… it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like… after “I love you”… or “You’re going to live”… or “It’s a boy!
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.
I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?
Well, bloody noses.” I hug his coat tighter. “Those are definitely hot.
What’s happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of ‘home’ with the possibility of ‘an investment opportunity’. What kind of creature wants to live in an ‘investment opportunity’? Only man.The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh… his stoat-hole… but only man chooses...
You know… the word “homeless”, gives you this very negative image. A filthy raggedy hobo… it’s no good. It’s too demeaning of a word if you ask me. It’s just not politically correct enough… If it were up to me, I’d rather we be called “residentially challenged
Except for briefings after lunch, CIA does not practice torture.
Always write your signature move in disappearing ink.
How about a compromise: everybody leave the toilet seat at 45 degrees.
Wish you were here” on the back, where exactly are you saying you wish they were?
Intelink is the apocalypse it was created to help the Intelligence Community prevent.
When it comes to working with heads of state, my preferred variety is the titular.
It isn’t he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.