We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
Sam: I’ve never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.
Displacement of ‘What goes around, comes around’ is Zero.
Express yourself, Express your life, Express the Moment, Live the life.
The best protection against identity theft is bad credit
Motivational Secret of the Week: Dare to dream of dreaming daringly.
Always write your signature move in disappearing ink.
Birds don’t sing after a storm, they sing before the next one.
Secret 2791716. You can only scandalize people on their own terms.
Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.
Do short people reach their full potential quicker?