It’s easy to make a mess when you’re not the one who has to clean it up.

watching porn is like seeing the clouds in the dessert and expecting rain☺

My hands will get dirty holding your rose-like heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive.

It’s tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word.

I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

I don’t make no dirty movements

I think he fucked me stupid”- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett’s

Trust, is the stone thrown into the sea, sinking deep in all its murkiness, unable to see what it once lived and believed to be a promise.

Excuse the mess—I just stepped in real estate.” While the value of my words wasn’t like 2007 prices, it was still worth enough for him to let me in without making me take off my...

I love being grungy and dirty.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

I was expecting a little more from ol’ Sharon y’know? I wasn’t about to get down and dirty with her, so it was a bit of a let down. Actually, she hurt my lip.

She moved her hands like crane claws as she spoke, trying to dig at the essence of what she was saying. It was the dirtiest I love you I’ve ever heard.

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

You may have an ethanol vehicle in your driveway and not even know it. It was kind of the dirty little secret of the auto industry.

I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me.

Christianity is at its purest a philosophy about a person, Jesus Christ, and at its dirtiest a philosophy about requirements and law.

Math is the dirty part of physics.

You may have been born on the rubbish damp. But be careful not to believe that the rubbish damp was born in you! Your environment may try to set conditions that may attempt their fingers...

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

As you can see, you get really dirty. But you know you worked if you get dirty.

A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.

He’s dirty. There isn’t much to explain when you see the numbers out there and how quickly he went through the lineup.

Don’t be carried away by beauty, for the faeces also stays in the rectum of ravishing faces, and their private life is not beautiful as their public life…fear beauty!

I waited until it got light before I went out. I think it was dirty.

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.

My grief is that the publishing world, the book writing world is an extraordinary shoddy, dirty, dingy world.

I bought a faucet, but water wasn’t included. That’s like when you buy my love—it’s dirty and used, but soap isn’t included.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that...

I think it was dirty.

It’s a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!

Honestly, I don’t purposely write dirty songs. To me none of them are dirty; they’re all really sweet. They’re love songs. They’re lust songs.

I do not worry about the beauty of the world, neither do I care, but it is all dark and dirty when you are not around.

History at its best is a gritty, dirty business.

They’ll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...

Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? I could wear it on my penis, or stretch it over my hand. I don’t know these things. I’m...

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let’s just say if I’m ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I’m covered.

The track was really slick and dirty this morning. That’s why we ran rain tires in the early part of the morning session, but the track did rubber well in the afternoon. We made the...

There is only one way to fight, and that’s dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they’re down, and...

Malory! You’ve got a chipmunk on your pussy!

I would like to turn in my skin and change it for a new epidermis. It feels as if I will never be able to rinse the sadness from my soul. All the while I...

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

I hate the world. Everything comes into it so clean and goes out so dirty. (from COVER CHARGE – currently not listed)

I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the GI Bill.

It’s a rotten job, but somebody’s got to do it.