There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.

Whenever I think of something but can’t think of what it was I was thinking of, I can’t stop thinking until I think I’m thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

Words simply mean what people think they mean when they say them.

To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!

It’s an easy guess, why some get famous over night and not during the day.

The height of cleverness is in one’s ability to be very clever without seeming clever at all.

I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better to sneak out.

I don’t write like this in order to show how clever and well read I am–though I am rather clever and well read as a matter of fact.

Did we really come all that way?” She asked. “Time flies when you’re scared out of your mind.” He answered.

But I am a just man, even to my enemy—and I will acknowledge, beforehand, that they are cleverer brains than I thought them.

This is Nimrod, because of whose vile plan the world no longer speaks a single tongue.

I’m going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour.” Finbar rolled his eyes. “And they’ll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally so shy...

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His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.

If my ‘mind’ don’t mind, I don’t mind.

I’ve come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I’m just ‘being’, and without question, by default, it works.

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he’s good-lookin’?””I do,” said Tanith.”Right,” Sanguine said and nodded. “I’m gonna kill...

I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the...

The deepness of your mind produces the thickness of your thoughts.

Awards sell tickets, and they’re a clever publicity stunt.

Today I am amused, and I haven’t seen anyone yet.

As it ‘appens, I am Arthur’s right-hand man,” said Suzy. “Or left-hand girl, I can’t remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least...

A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.

I saw how greatly he suffered the requirement of being clever. It separated him from his soul, and it didn’t get him anything other than a living.

Oh,clever… what’s the use of that? Are they human beings?

Victoria is a clever satirist, … She understands the awfulness that’s at the heart of a lot of modern culture.

This is a very clever move, and probably more a public relations move than anything else.

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

This woman is beautiful and clever: but how much cleverer she would have become if she were not beautiful!

I thought I was clever by greeting casting agents in my Australian accent and then switching to an American one during the performance. But the Australian accent seemed to put them off. Now it’s the...

If the pen is mightier than the sword, a sharpie must be plain deadly!

as something good as man”.

Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men – to dish it out without being able to take it – the blind leading the blind into more blindness.

I can’t tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can’t tell you because it never happened. They all adored me.” “It was your humility, wasn’t it?

What the hell makes you smart?” I asked.”I wouldn’t go for coffee with you.””Listen – I wouldn’t ask you.””That,” she replied, “is what makes you stupid.

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval...

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.

His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s not his first name. So that’s Mr. Arnold to you. Once you get to know him, he may let...

Certain people, people who are certain, are always wrong—and that itself is certainly wrong because it’s always always.

Justice fails because victims used to be too kind and criminals too clever.

Very true,” she said as she eased back into the cushions.With a soft click of his teeth, Al’s mouth shut. His eyes were cross, and he seemed peeved that I’d found a way to satisfy...

Wish I could say it was a deviously clever move, but the truth is I’ve got grace management issues.

Better to be able to love than to be loveable.

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household.

Skul-man!’ he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. ‘Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!’ Skulduggery nodded. ‘Just got back.

Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?