And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chipcookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without magnets glued to them.

Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Did I ever tell you that Alex loves you so much he got your name tattooed all over his body? Hell, he even got your name branded into the back of his neck.””They say ‘LB,’...

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.

I want to make sure Kiara’s got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a hot bod and a face that could make angels weep.

Yo no soy mexicano. Yo no soy gringo. Yo no soy chicano. No soy gringo en USA y mexicano en Mexico. Soy chicano en todas partes. No tengo que asimilarme a nada. Tengo mi propia...

Sí. And when I get out of here, I’m gonna fix the door to your car.

Look at me, chica.” When she does, I repeat, “Eres hermosa.””What does it mean?””You’re beautiful.

Yeah, the execution

Hey, Carlos,” the Professor says when he walks in. “How was REACH?””It sucked.””Can you be more specific?” my guardian asks.”It really sucked,” I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don’t know the rest, la la la la!

He laughs. “Put some clothes on so you don’t scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.”I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I’ve got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit....