I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.
Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you’re afraid of it.
Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.
I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It’s stupid.
Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.