Well don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Love like you owe nothing, and pay in full.

Sorry. i just can’t seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn’t know what to think, how to act. I’ll have a talk with it later....

I admire women who tweet about their sex lives. Talk about serious multitasking skills.

In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.

People as a rule do mean much more than they understand.

I am Trella the victorious leader of the Force of Sheep rebellion. Yes the name sounds ridiculous, and I still can’t believe we named a major life changing event after livestock—or actually a stuffed animal—but...

In our world, I rank music somewhere between hair ribbons and rainbows in terms of usefulness.

A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who’s as dry and exciting as...

I got you a box full of unfull. I know I shouldn’t have, but that’s why I should have. As a lover, I always leave you hungry for more.

Anything worth doing is worth neither confirming nor denying having done.

I will say it again. Ambivalence is key.You have to care about your work but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are and good you feel, but not about...

I have nothing to hide, because I have nothing. Well, I do have love for you, but I keep that openly safe in your boyfriend’s heart.

That’s like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.

I didn’t know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

When I was in the second grade, I used to think love was the feeling a man gets while riding a motorcycle and having a woman embrace him tightly from behind. Maybe I’m cynical now,...

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

Executive Intelligence Summary: Machine out of order. New order, on order.

Number of empty Ben & Jerry’s containers: 3 — two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)

Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge.

Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing–getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know these things?…Babble and twitter. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn’t as cynical as real life.

A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.

I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

Cause I’m Irish, and everyone remembers me.

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.

“Gladys, bring me some more damn soup.” Well, maybe he wasn’t talking to me, but it was still good to hear he was a romantic.

(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey’s) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean...

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.

My advice for a healthy life: love, laugh, and pee in the shower. High school class reunions would be better if divided by gender and held in the locker rooms.

Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. Now if I could just find something that doesn’t kill me.

Old age is not just for grown up’s

My mother-in-law scared the hell out of me. But it’s cool, because the stench of Satan reminds me of her anyways. Hungry? Deviled eggs anyone?

Disney will never make a movie about my life story, and that’s a shame–I’d make a really cute animated creature.

You’re not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?””Only a man would think of that.It’s our job,” said Moist. “If you don’t think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.

The bullpen in a baseball park is the best place for matador training.

Virginia isn’t for lovers. Vagina is for lovers. Makes me wonder why there aren’t any for sale in any vending machines.

How much do you remember?

Hindi ka niya lalapitan kung wala siyang kailangan at hindi ka niya lulubayan hanggang hindi niya nakukuha ang gusto niya.

I think you’re crazy good at this survival stuff, Cary.”His shoulders sag. He gives me a small, relieved smile and we start walking again, his step a little lighter than it was before. It feels...

So.” [Isobel] cleared her throat. “What are we doing?””We,” [Varen] said at last, “are doing a project on Poe.””Didn’t he marry his cousin or something?””The man is a literary god and that’s all you have...

With great power comes great dissipation.

A brick could be used as a child’s game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly, but then I never played much.

His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him? Shouldn’t our names summarize who we are? If so, I want to be called Al Auttalovetogive.

Intelink is the apocalypse it was created to help the Intelligence Community prevent.

In fact that is why the lives of most women are so vaguely unsatisfactory. They are always doing secondary and menial things (that do not require all their gifts and ability) for others and never...

My son’s name will be Sonya, like his mother, whose name will be Dadya.

Motormouth: So this is love? Well, love is a gift and a lot of people forget that. So you two better brace yourselves for a whole lot of ugly coming your way on a never...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.