Debbie alikuwa akimwangalia Murphy kama paka anavyoangalia maziwa.
When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences.
Of course, I’m Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?
Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.
He’s our rodent control officer. He doesn’t catch mice, he just terrifies them.
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
In the deep night of metaphysics, all cats look black.
I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.
I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.
She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.
My love sits on the stove like a cat with an oven mitt for an ass.
It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.
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