The cat that laughs is crazy. Man who does not laugh is below… (Le chat qui rit est un fou. – Homme qui ne rit est dessous…)

I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it.

The world of a cat is unlike any other. What is seen through their eyes cannot be understood by anyone besides another cat. Their world is filled with secrets and adventures that are always present...

For all the accomplishments of molecular biology, we still can’t tell a live cat from a dead cat.

The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

There is no ‘cat language.’ Painful as it is for us to admit, they don’t need one!

I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy.

Sleeping, it’s what cats do best. It’s why they are my heroes.

My first rule of war, Cat-never give the enemy his wish

They all seemed hungry, happy, and healthy enough in their buzzing—oh the days were hot, and the noise of bees filled the air that was dusty with pollen and sun haze, and there were tiny...

My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she’s hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend’s English, and I’m, uh, I’m half-English, which she’s never been real happy about. If she finds...

I looked at her quizzically. “No, why would you think so?” She gave me a knowing smile. “‘Cause he’s never brought a girl here before, child. Not one who didn’t need my help, leastways.” Oh!...

As long as Luciano and Arianna were together, he felt that all was right with the world.

…why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain …that’s why …

…staring into thin air at thosethings only cats can see (Doctro Sleep)

Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.

I’m at a point in my life where I feel like I can’t go anywhere. Maybe I’ll try to coax my cat off my lap so I can get up and move.

On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died. First he said, “You can’t own a cat. Ever.” Second he told me, “Friendly boys make friendly friends.” Finally he...

My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves.

Winston Gallagher!” I said, recognizing the first ghost I’de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. “Don’t even think...

That’s right, luv. If you run from me, I’ll chase you. And I’ll find you.

My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay

You’re not paying attention to me, are you?””Eh? What’s that? Sorry, love, I didn’t hear you. Wasn’t paying attention. I had my eyes on your perfectly formed arse.”Catherine fixed him with a glare worthy of...

At the height of his popularity in 1977, Cat Stevens converted to Islam and dedicated his life to educational and philanthropic causes.

Last night I encountered a dream cat with a very long neck and a body like a human fetus, gray and transluscent. I don’t know what it needs or how to provide for it. Another...

A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn’t have anything better to do.

Although of course I am aware that it changes colour in a jar. But we know why, surely? The heavier melancholic elements in the blood sink, making the top lighter and the bottom darker.””Not so,”...

I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper in half. I left it blank inside, so she’d know how much I love her. I never...

If it’s about the strength, every big animal can catch any mouse… but the skillful brand of the cat makes it’s catch exceptional! Go, get the skills!

I do not think this is a good idea. But, as no one listens to the cat anymore, I will have to wait until we are completely lost to say ‘I told you so.

You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when Icalled her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!

…that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down and then crossed her legs.I didn’t need a mirror to know my whole...

Is that vodka?’ Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. ‘Excuse me, your majesty,’ he squeaked, ‘do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit!

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.

We can’t find the cat,We don’t know where she’s at,Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let’s ask this walking hat.

Only a cat can seem well-traveled without ever leaving home.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

I am the All Three Cats of love, and if you had to choose, you’d be wise to pick the middle one.

I am the perfect snuggling companion. Ask any cat.

She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date...

And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember...

I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language, but from the look on his face, it seems not.

There were place cards at the head table, which was one long, rectangular thing that would have everyone facing the reception room. I sat at the one marked Chritine Russell. Randy say to my left,...

a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

…today there are bars of light on the rug, but Muse Cat prefers his tomato box where he can dream in private…

But—let me tell you my cat joke. It’s very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she’s got a lovely five-pound T-bone steak sitting on the sideboard in the kitchen waiting...

please” anyone but themselves

The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the world. But who put the secret, or cat, in the bag in the first place? I thought only kidnap victims were...

My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?