I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it.

The world of a cat is unlike any other. What is seen through their eyes cannot be understood by anyone besides another cat. Their world is filled with secrets and adventures that are always present...

The cat that laughs is crazy. Man who does not laugh is below… (Le chat qui rit est un fou. – Homme qui ne rit est dessous…)

For all the accomplishments of molecular biology, we still can’t tell a live cat from a dead cat.

The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

For several centuries, the Celtic church of Ireland was spared the Greek dualism of matter and spirit. They regarded the world with the clear vision of faith. When a young Celtic monk saw his cat...

My cat’s favorite sport is economics, and his favorite player is Ben Bernanke. But it’s just too violent for me to enjoy.

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.

Quick, how do you pick up a cat?””Buy her a drink.

Charlie whistled “Amazing Grace” as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn’t he pick something more appropriate, like “Shout at the...

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.Cat to Bones

We have to leave!” I said to Vlad. “Now.””Run, Forest, run!” Vlad mocked.”Stow it, Drac,” I snapped

The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.

A cat’s head rubbing your cheeks can give you a wonderful feeling, that of being loved and accepted.

The cat’s manner of rejection was like cold, white light.

Waandishi wanapaswa kuwa wadadisi, kama paka, ijapokuwa udadisi ni hatari.

I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (if the phone book is for a town with a population of four). I call him Cap’n...

My love does not entail a tail. But my cat’s does.

A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.

…you don’t care because you’re all that and I’m just an artery in a dress.

Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train.”I just smiled. “I know.

Then his sixth sense is broken.

In this world, you get what you pay for.

I’m like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don’t leave.

There was once an abbot who had spent thirty-nine years alone in the temple with cats as his only companions. As someone who believed that faith and willpower could conquer any difficulty, the abbot began...

Louis found me in the rear parlor, the one more distant from the noises of the tourists in the Rue Royale, and with its windows open to the courtyard below. I was in fact looking...

I have an abnormally shaped brain. According to neuroimaging, my brain looks like a curled up sleeping kitten. That’s how I make love like meow.

Love is meant to be felt, like a cat. I’m meowing for your affection.

I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and they all looked nearly identical to him. It was such a sad dream that it made me drool...

Just as I was thinking I would never find my animus, I caught sight of my shadow and laughed out loud. I’d thrown myself onto the floor in frustration – my head resting on one...

You’ve gotten on my last nerve.”The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home inher perfectly arranged hair.

You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I’ve ever said about you.”He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. “Why? I’m all those things and more.

Crap.It’s all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn’t anybody realize this?

A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she’s pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?

Meg’s face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes.

The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must.

There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan of KFC. I always take mine to go.

To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I could close the bathroom door, or I could pull my straw out of the water and stop setting...

Meow.

Don’t care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

I’d address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

Actually, Justina, I didn’t just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was…right, degenerate whore as well. Did I ever tell you my mum was one? No? Oh, blimey, I come from...

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

One of the best partners in writing?A cat!

Chibi was a jewel of a cat.

Debbie alikuwa akimwangalia Murphy kama paka anavyoangalia maziwa.

Cap’n is the cuddliest cat this side of the rabbit hole. He’s like a furry lump of clay, because no matter what position you put him in, he’ll stay there and purr and then fall...

When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences.

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.