The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through …

Let’s just say you may regret that second piece of cake.’ Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.

Someone once said that there are always flowers for those who want to find flowers. I think that’s true. But I also think that there are always cakes for those who want to find cakes.

Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don’t stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream!

My favourite food is cake.What kind of cake?It doesn’t matter. All cake.

What do you think they’re going to do to us when they find us guilty?” she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”Honestly?””Does now seem like the time for honesty?”I look at her from the corner of my eye. “I think they’re going to force us to eat lots of cake and then...

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

She kept the wish to herself, as she should have, and simply blew out the candle.I clapped and whistled and then dove into my own cupcake, dying to know how my creations tasted. And seeing as I’d done the hard work—frosting and decorating—I felt like I could take credit and call them my creations. All...

Destiny cutsthe cake of love,Three slices to some,To others, a crumb.

Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice

The difference between superlative pie and a wish for cake is crust. Understand that pie is a generous but self-centered substance. It likes attention, not affection. Do not hug your crust. Do not rub its back or five its high. Don’t fuss with refrigerators every step oft he way. Keep the water and butter cold,...

Let them eat cake.

How I wished all my problems were just a piece of cake. Eat it entirely and then it’s all gone.

Being from Baltimore, I’m a crab cake snob, and I’m very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.

If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.

foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.

I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sugar. I’m making a cake for the woman I love—and another one for my lover.

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea.Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit.Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a...

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.

Someone needs your actions to inspire his actions. Never forget, your little broken cake is someone’s daily meal! Care to share you little cake!

When you have a watch on, it just sets everything off. It’s the icing on the cake when it comes to your entire look.

How is destruction beautiful?” He asked in a challenging tone.”You may think that a broken egg is ugly and messy,” she answered, “but the cake it goes into is beautiful and won’t hold together without it.””Eggs don’t get blown up. They get broken.””You’ve never seen me bake,” she replied with a smirk.

Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously flavoured and quite delectable, and that very special gingerbread. Angel cake, that melted in the mouth, and his rather stodgier companion, bursting with peel and raisins. There was enough food there to keep...

To buy a cake… to howl at the moon… to know true happiness… I am happy.

I’m going to die. And as if that weren’t bad enough, I’m going to die inside a cake.

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.

Here is the cake, and here is the fork, and here’s the desire to put it inside us, and then the question behind every question: What happens next?

I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger.

When I was a little kid I had a very different meaning of life; simple like a cup of tea with sugar and a piece of cake, today the whole world doesn’t give me that life.

I’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.

The little I have, I share with you; the little you have, you also share with me. Together we all have a full share of everything. Share with me your Love as I share with you my Peace; together we have full share of Unity!

Negative brands are the main reasons why your dreams become too hard to change shape. Negative brand can cake your dreams to take undesirable shape without permitting for remedy to be made.

Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be the cake of the world.

I nearly had a cakegasm at the table. My eyes rolled back in my head, and I moaned. “Sweet Christ.” I opened my eyes to find Hunter watching me with the strangest expression on his face.”What? It’s really good; you should try some,” I said, pushing the plate at him. It was a testament of...

Azel was an aficionado in killing and in chocolate cake.

If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone gives you a cake. But if you buy a cake (or bake one) for yourself so you will be happy, you have found the way of happiness.

The plane banked, and he pressed his face against the cold window. The ocean tilted up to meet him, its dark surface studded with points of light that looked like constellations, fallen stars. The tourist sitting next to him asked him what they were. Nathan explained that the bright lights marked the boundaries of the...

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too.

First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you’d better think twice before devouring your misery.

It’s very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker.

All I ever wanted to do with my life was own a little house. I did that way back with ‘Rocky,’ so now everything I do is just icing on the cake.

Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday.

As one who appreciated the tragic side of eating, it seemed to him that anything other than fruit for dessert implied a reprehensible frivolity, and cakes in particular ended up annihilating the flavour of quiet sadness that must be allowed to linger at the end of a great culinary performance.

The art of sensuality encompassing the exploration and experiencing of all our senses… Those images are being born from and through living the moments of eating favorite chocolate cake with ice-cream, tranquil meditating, walking the beach and feeling the warm breeze on your face and the soothing sand beneath your feet, watching a never repeating...

Cap’n and I are available for birthday parties at reasonable prices. He does magic, and I make your cake disappear.

Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds.

You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..