Conduct Covert UAV Operations Naked

Every Friday is black where I work.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter.

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn’t easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

I’d rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

The real mystery isn’t what’s under the redaction mark, but what’s above it.

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.