Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.
You can’t be sad when Daisy is around, she won’t let you.
Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.
I won’t read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I’m more of a cat person.
I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Bluestar’s coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs!
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.
My love is a six-toed mutant, like a Hemingway cat. Pet it wisely.
I’ve got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.