Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.
You can’t be sad when Daisy is around, she won’t let you.
Tonight I’m on Meow Patrol. Do you have a fur coat I can borrow?
Love knows all paths, where even gods and cats are blind.
Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest.
God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.
We know it infects cats – that’s unheard of. Cats do not get influenza.
After all, a woman who doesn’t love cats is never going to be make a man happy.
That’s an Elf. A Unicorn is a thousand times worse. An Elf you can reason with.
He’s better now, Loo. He’s taking care of the cats.
I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy.
Love is meant to be felt, like a cat. I’m meowing for your affection.
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!