You can’t be sad when Daisy is around, she won’t let you.
Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.
A lot of apartments don’t allow dogs and cats, but pretty much anywhere will let you keep a bird.
Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.
Mikä etu, mikä verraton taivaan lahja onkaan mielihyvän ilmaisemisen taito äänin ja elein. – Ensin hyräilin, sitten sain tuon jäljittelemättömän kyvyn heilautella häntääni mitä siroimmissa kiekuroissa, sitten ihmeellisen lahjan ilmaista yhdellä pikku sanalla iloa, surua,...
I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.
Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
For he will doAs he do doAnd there’s no doing anything about it!
By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.
The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?
I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.
Cats and monkeys – monkeys and cats – all human life is there!