Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.
You can’t be sad when Daisy is around, she won’t let you.
My cat is a meow factory. Why can’t he manufacture something more profitable, like love?
I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives.
Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.
You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.
One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.
She had other friends–friends that wouldn’t leave her. She had the cats.
Dogs were not loyal but servile, that cats were opportunists and traitors,
Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.
She loves the smell of his fur, all warm and musky and cat-spit clean.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.