It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.

Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.

I think Ian McKellen made it all happen, because he used to throw dinner parties and invite everyone over.

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.

Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime.

I love microwave dinners. I also like eating other appliances, like fridges and dishwashers.

Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.

I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?

I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day.

I go to eat dinner with my folks when I’m home. I think that’s the trick.

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

Sex!” She must be one freaky nymphomaniac, because everything she says is carefully designed to get me thinking about sex.

You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat, and the second time as an expression of what I thought about your...

Planning a dinner party in a way that you’re actually capable of getting it done without panicking is important. It’s bad hospitality for the host to be freaked out.

Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights their forefathers had fought and died for.

Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray.

Dinner for two is dinner for one, when one of the two is a cannibal.

I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer kissing over the plate containing my dinner, especially if my dinner consists of something romantic like monkey brains.

Falling in love is like falling into the arms of a starving cannibal. It’s the only time when dinner for two is dinner for one.

I am different – if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner!

My brother never had me to dinner in his life.

I’d prefer going on a date with 10 women at once. Not only might I get a bulk discount at the restaurant, but it’s like a group interview. I think the ladies would appreciate my...

The three of us met to discuss dinner over sandwiches, and I decided I liked them. The sandwiches, not the people. I hated those fucking people.

Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.

Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they’re right – a chilling thought when...

Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

I’ll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.

Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especially when I just took a bath in the last of your mac and cheese.

A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise.

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

I did not wait to hear the end of my father’s story, for I had been with him myself after mass when we had met M. Legrandin; instead, I went downstairs to the kitchen to...

I had a dream about you, I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said “I have never...

I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on a date, provided she paid for dinner. And picked me up.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me from ordering for two, and if I can’t eat it all I’ll take the leftovers home so I can...

Your body is a Temple. You are what you eat. Do not eat processed food, junk foods, filth, or disease carrying food, animals, or rodents. Some people say of these foods, ‘well, it tastes good’.Most...

He methodically basted the dark skin of the Alsatian, which he had stuffed with garlic and herbs.”One rule in life”, he murmured to himself. “If you can smell garlic, everything is all right”.

Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not rise from the dead to pay his dinner bill. And he wasn’t the only one to skip out without paying,...

The living have love for the dead, but the dead have no love for the living. I ought to know, because I’d like the steak—medium rare—mashed potatoes, green beans, and a salad on the side....

Her coming alone made me want to Mannequin all over myself, but I managed to contain myself like a microwave dinner. Sometimes love is frozen until you get off your sofa to take action.

third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date. I didn’t bring my wallet, so I hope they don’t mind paying for my dinner too. Ah, but that’s...

I have never understood why a woman must have a man to take her into dinner.

Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour.

My date couldn’t make it to dinner, because at the last minute I backed down from asking her.

I had to kill and eat my pet chicken. It was dinner for one, because the night before I killed and ate my grandpa.

Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner.

However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him – they would both be present at a celebratory dinner when they reached the roof, he reflected with...

I think I’ll help myself to seconds.

I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting.