It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.

However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him – they would both be present at a celebratory dinner when they reached the roof, he reflected with...

Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner.

I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting.

I think I’ll add a little chili powder.” ~ Seth Asa, age 37From Dinnertimes: Stories of American Life, 1912 to 2012

I think I’ll help myself to seconds.

Your favorite occupation? Travel in contested territory. Hard-working writing and reading when safely home, in the knowledge that an amusing friend is later coming to dinner.

She invited me out to dinner, and I declined saying I’m not a fan of big groups. She said it would be just us two, and I said, Like I said, I’m not a fan...

If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Bring on the steaks.

I’m out there talking to everyone. My days are filled with breakfast, lunches, dinner and drinks.

One should not have to walk into a restaurant and greet the staff to get good service. They should be greeting me and give me good service.

I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by dinner I mean marry her.

What two sides do I want with my dinner? The left and the right side.

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.

I put the all in allow. Well, I put in most. All the rest I forbid! If it pleases you, dinner will be ready as soon as you make it.

You can’t forget how important coming together is, whether it be a mom and a son, a dad and a daughter, whether the family be ten people, or twenty people, or a million people. Dinnertime...

They served “Good Food” but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers....

There are times when wisdom cannot be found in the chambers of parliament or the halls of academia but at the unpretentious setting of the kitchen table.

Kevin,” I called dinner.

I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.

Well let’s face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?

Occasionally, she wondered if all couples struggled so much to understand one another, spoke so little at dinner together, spent so much time camped out in front of the TV. Did all women sometimes feel...

I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife had made for dinner. The two events are disappointingly not connected. Ah, but that’s life, no?

Dinner for two—plus one.

I was going to dine at the television company’s expense with one of the most beautiful women in show business and some television producer with an inferiority complex. In my experience, there’s always a price.

For dessert I ate a desert. It was sandy, and so was the name of the woman I ate dinner with. She had a dry sense of humor, and that is why I wore a...

I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited, but a little nervous, because we were at a fancy restaurant...

Sitting on the porch alone, listening to them fixing supper, he felt again the indignation he had felt before, the sense of loss and the aloneness, the utter defenselessness that was each man’s lot, sealed...

Theatres are curious places, magician’s trick-boxes where the golden memories of dramtic triumphs linger like nostalgic ghosts, and where the unexplainable, the fantastic, the tragic, the comic and the absurd are routine occurences on and...

When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?

The host took care to produce one or another of these whenever the current subjects seemed about used up, so that the conversation gathered new life and at the same time steered clear of political...

The best meals are those prepared by loving hands.

Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech you.”[Love’s Last Shift]

Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead of dressing. It was like cabbage soup without the dignity.

An upside down umbrella is a soup bowl. The next time it’s raining dinner, I’ll be there, and I’ll bring an extra spoon for you.

I cannot say your worships have delivered the matter well when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables […] our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter...

I decide to order wine, despite the fact that I don’t like it. But just because I don’t enjoy it is no reason for me not to not enjoy it. I’m romantic like that, I...

I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off, with leftovers, and I said this was the best second-time dinner I’ve ever had a first time. Oh, I had it before,...

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.

… food is not simply organic fuel to keep body and soul together, it is a perishable art that must be savoured at the peak of perfection.

Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.

It’s not polite to talk with your mouth full of food.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I’d rather put up a fucking good fight than provide him with dinner.

I mop my floor with a wet cloud. My love tissues are full of eye rain. Dinner will be served at breakfast.

My boxers have salad dressing stains on them, and my dishwasher is broken. I’ll make dinner for you, if you clean up afterwards.

Fussing over food was important. It gave a shape to the day: breakfast, lunch, dinner; beginning, middle, end.

For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.

Dinner was good. The conversation was great, but the food was bad, so it averaged out. I wish I were as good in bed as I am in the kitchen.