It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.
I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?
I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day.
I go to eat dinner with my folks when I’m home. I think that’s the trick.
Dinner for two is dinner for one, when one of the two is a cannibal.
I am different – if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner!
Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.
Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour.
The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner.