It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
I make love like I make dinner. I order take out.
Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.
I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?
I go to eat dinner with my folks when I’m home. I think that’s the trick.
I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day.
Dinner for two is dinner for one, when one of the two is a cannibal.
My brother never had me to dinner in his life.
I am different – if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner!
Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.
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