Nothing like being in a dream, then waking up to a nightmare.

Snuggle time is my favorite time. Well, that and 12:34 and 3:33. And the time between when I take my first sip of coffee at 8 AM and when I finally wake up, at 5:00...

Sometimes, God doesn’t send you into a battle to win it; he sends you to end it.

I was a big fan of ‘Awake’ and also ‘Lone Star.’

You have to be awake at 6 a.m., when everyone else is asleep.

Air conditioning is indoor winter. Coffee is liquid wakefulness. And my love is like For Sale, only it’s not on sale. I’m afraid there is no discount.

Is today a good day to die?Is today the day?And if not today–when?

When I am awake, I sleep, but when I dream I come to life.

Coffee has a way of waking me up like no alarm clock can. Not only do I sleepwalk, but I sleepdrink, and I often don’t wake up until 5:00 PM, when I leave work.

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along the ground as I walk).

Awake your soul to happy memories.

My cat likes to wake me up by licking my armpit. Never before have I had such a romantic alarm clock. It’s true, man, I should have been born Harry Truman. He could have been...

I love that moment, when you stop struggling to stay awake and your eyelids shut sink down and you slip effortlessly into another realm that’s beckoning to you.

Some nights are just too long when you don’t know what keeps you awake…

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

I’m a sound sleeper. Every time I hear a sound I wake up. Sometimes I envy Helen Keller.

Today is a gift.Today is all I have.I be fully awake in today.

I went to a wake, but I wasn’t awake. I was asleep, not dead.

To a realized master, death and rebirth is in every breath. Death is that of body consciousness, ego and limits of the mind. Rebirth is that of the cosmic mind of being the Spirit. In...

Philosophy is not to think deep, but simply speak life’s basics that arise, aware and awaken people who are knowingly or unknowingly in the state of sleep.

I’ve heard that sometimes a version of you must die before another more enlightened version can be born. I think that’s true after watching the corpse of myself walk around.

I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy.

Sometimes beautiful things come into our lives out of nowhere. We can’t always understand them, but we have to trust in them. I know you want to question everything, but sometimes it pays to just...

I have lots of things to teach you now, in case we ever meet, concerning the message that was transmitted to me under a pine tree in North Carolina on a cold winter moonlit night....

AwakeShakeDreams from your hair My pretty child, my sweet one.Choose the day and choose the sign of your dayThe days divinityFirst thing you see.

Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.

I’m almost convinced that I’m never awake. I’m not sure if I’m not in fact dreaming when I live, and living when I dream, or if dreaming and living are for me intersected, intermingled things...

There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up.

Can’t wait to wake up.

When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.

You may have the dark and cold street life, ruled by the lessor light of the moon. During this time I restore my temple, and later awake to greet the awesome radiance of the sun-star.

I had a dream about you. It’s been a while since I could remember any of my dreams, and still, this one has left me with such strong impression. Even now, when I am fully...

Your dreaming self seeks to tell you something your waking ears will not hear

Instant gratification is like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.

To Graduate from the “School of Life” you need to have met the following criteria: Found your life purpose, know how the egoic mind operates, detached yourself from the egoic mind, lived in essence, been...

My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul.

Legend says that when you can’t sleep at night it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream

Sometimes one awakes with the knowledge that unrecallable dreams have been lining your sleep, and though you feel rested, it is the rest of one who has lived for hours in an alternate world, another...

wounds make you awake in the memories but tears makes tough and dry in real life.

Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra?

when one is secure, need to be awake to keep security .

I had a dream last night I was awake through the pregnancy but I fell asleep at birth when I awoke I was Pinocchio and stuck inside a tree, does that mean I don’t have...

Compared to what we ought to be, we are half awake.

We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.

Awake my soul, the glory of the Lord is upon me.

People think coffee can be drunk with or without cream and sugar, but coffee can be drunk more ways than that. Coffee can be drunk awake or asleep, and coffee can be drunk by the...

Death people who are still alive at this hour, must resurrect and ascend to the intellectual heaven where there is no ignorance.

Morning coffee is my preferred method of starting my evening. I make love all the time half the time. That half is night. Wake me up when it’s ready.

And at 3am you sit near the window and wonder if there is magic… because all you need are some fairies to take your pain away and help you sleep… you take a book to...