There’s no such thing as a sane woman.

People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.

All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.

I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.

I’m not saying you’re weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.