Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.

Water – a thoroughly underrated drink.

Two things a man can’t hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.

I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?

A drunk can’t follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he’ll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

Drink lots of water, get lots of sleep, and take vitamin C!

Don’t drive a car in the dream, else you won’t drive it on earth. Don’t wish to become, else you won’t become. Don’t associate with fools, else your ancestors will be insulted. Don’t be addicted...

Think champagne, drink champagne!

I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.

Life is this simple ~ birth, eat, drink, play, explore, and relate to family and friends; be happy and enjoy life…!

As it is?

I never drink anything hot; I don’t like hot drinks, very strange.

Sam took another sip of the pruno. It went down smoother this time, possibly because he no longer had feeling in his extremities.

H. L Mencken’s Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either. They’re spannered, rat-arsed, cabbaged, and hammered; ruined, legless, scorched, and...

I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.

Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price.

I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my throat hairs.

If your breath smells like coffee, I might try to drink our conversation. Wake me up with the words you’re speaking.

Offer me water in your palms and I will drink everlastingly.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

I’m never in the mood to eat or drink when I get to a show. I’m just too nerved out.

In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it’s passed around the world so quickly.

Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty.

I plead the fifth—and then I drank it. I was drunk on love, but wouldn’t admit it. I was also drunk on whiskey, but the breathalyzer outed me.

I drink no more than a sponge.

Don’t drink my tears. They will only make you thirsty. And sad.

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won’t spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.

I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.

I drank the coffee because I was tired. I also drank the coffee because I was dominant, and it was passive and put up no fight.

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at...

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

Partying means drinking. It also means playing records by Lou Reed and Chicago, which I thought was a city but is also a band it turns out.

A drink centers me but I usually make myself wait until at least 9:00 PM for that. Or 8:00 PM. Whichever comes first.

She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!

I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.

I am the Today Monster, and I’m hungry for yesterday. And I’m thirsty for coffee, which is like drinking tomorrow.

She pours sugar on her life and drinks the artist’s marrow in the bone of her glass and she lives.

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer.

Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems...

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love.

Ive created a new drink! I’m calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.

I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately.

I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.

I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can hold.