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Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.

—Jarod Kintz

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BeautifulBeautyDrink
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.

—Artie Lange

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I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?

—Jarod Kintz

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God gave man feet for which to walk. And crush grapes. Can I get you a glass of wine? It’s homemade, though it kind of smells funky.

—Jarod Kintz

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AlcoholBoozeCrushed-Grapes
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I can always say no to a bottle of booze, but only after saying yes to the alcohol inside.

—Jarod Kintz

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There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I drink or how many concussions I give myself.

—Jarod Kintz

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When you go out hunting wicked spirits, it’s the simple things that matter most. The silvered point of your rapier flashing in the dark; the iron filings scattered on the floor; the sealed canisters of...

—Jonathan Stroud

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I don’t drink coffee.

—Waris Ahluwalia

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One more drink and I’d have been under the host.

—Dorothy Parker

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I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?

—Jarod Kintz

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I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.

—Jamelia

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The world has a lot to offer. There’s a lot to explore. I like to take advantage of that.

—Chloe Neill

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I think you polished that one off after last week’s date.” His voice is low right next to my ear, very nearly causing a shiver.

—Lilly Avalon

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Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

—Kimberly Novosel

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A beer bottle on a stick, like a broom, is less for cleaning and more for distance drinking. My floor is so filthy I’ll drink twelve.

—Jarod Kintz

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Rivers don’t drink their own waters; trees don’t eat their own fruits. The salt seasons the soup in order to have its purpose fulfilled. Live for others!

—Israelmore Ayivor

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Coffee, it’s love you can brew and drink. There is an edible kind of love, and if you’re interested, I make it by hand.

—Jarod Kintz

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I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours waiting for my ice on the rocks to melt so I could drink it and leave, but it was like...

—Jarod Kintz

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I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.

—Martin Pond

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I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn’t do drugs or drink or smoke.

—Victoria Jackson

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I don’t really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It’s the perfect combination.

—Alessandra Ambrosio

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When you take time to study and practice the word of God, you become like a barrel of great beauty, filled with the energy drink of love with which you inspire people to inspire other...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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I drink wine like beer, only twice as much less.

—Jarod Kintz

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Love is two spirits occupying one bottle of spirit. You’ve got to be 21 to drink of me.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’d like to invent a product that’ll turn 18-year-olds into 21-year-olds, and sell it in front of bars.

—Jarod Kintz

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We go on a lot in this country about offences being caused by drugs. The truth is just as many offences are caused by drink. And that should be taken into account.

—Jeffrey Archer

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I didn’t like Dali: now, like you, I do. Like you, I began to drink my Coke with a pinch of salt . Like you, I stopped bothering about ironed clothes. Like you, I sit...

—Sachin Kundalkar

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I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

—Dark Jar

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I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill.

—Jarod Kintz

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Strike the rock and the water will flow; don’t wait to brag about why you alone can hit the rock for water to flow; just go and do it because the world is thirsty! Your...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir’s barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and was overflowing in all directions, from noses, eyes – and elsewhere. People were...

—Émile Zola

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She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt’s port under her bellyband.

—James Joyce

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The devil lives in a double-shot”, Roman explains himself obscurely. “I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every day I drown him and every day he gnaws. Help me drown the worm, fellas.

—Nelson Algren

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They should make cell phones that are dishwasher safe. My cup runneth over—especially since both our drinks are in one glass because I’m too lazy to load the shotgun.

—Jarod Kintz

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Most fools drink after one another, from a thinking cup that is empty. But I only drink after people whose cups are filled with a fluid to fascination ratio of nearly 1:1.

—Jarod Kintz

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I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.

—Jarod Kintz

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I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance.

—Jarod Kintz

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I started to drink heavily, comfortably caught in the tentacle-like clutches of alcohol.

—Keith Steinbaum

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage.

—Woody Allen

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Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

—Charles Bukowski

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At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

—Jarod Kintz

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but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine.

—Jarod Kintz

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I asked for a small drink, but he didn’t ask me what cup size. What, will a small not fit in a large?

—Jarod Kintz

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For more than three decades, coffee has captured my imagination because it is a beverage about individuals as well as community. A Rwandan farmer. Eighty roast masters at six Starbucks plants on two continents. Thousands...

—Howard Schultz

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I don’t have a favorite drink. I don’t do favorites of anything, practically.

—John Darnielle

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Tea is just an excuse.i am drinking this sunset, this evening.and you.

—Sanober Khan

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Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.

—Dark Jar

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Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me.

—Jarod Kintz

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AlcoholBurnBurning
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I don’t really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.

—Daniel Baldwin

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AlcoholDrinkPast
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I eat and drink at my desk, but I’m a tidy eater.

—Jamie Zawinski

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DeskDrinkEat
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