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Beer  Quotes
I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

—David Sedaris

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Beer is my coffee.

—Moi

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

—Benjamin Franklin

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but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine.

—Jarod Kintz

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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

—Stephen Colbert

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My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.

—Gerry Abbey

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Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business.

—Jarod Kintz

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My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.

—Tori Amos

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I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left.

—Jarod Kintz

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In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form of protest. At a time when mass marketing of food produces a product...

—Lynn Hoffman

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How’s that a duel?””He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon’ everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about.”Teft laughed. “Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.

—Brandon Sanderson

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Standing at a urinal, I hold my penis like a cold beer. You look thirsty and sober, so can I get something to drink? You’re expression, is it dehydration—or is it love?

—Jarod Kintz

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Nature’s what it’s all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

—Tim Dorsey

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And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain, the greater part of the squalor I saw is due. Many of these vermin were obviously...

—H.P. Lovecraft

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I’ve been performing since 1955. I’m going to have to keep performing till I die because I’m not going to die in some rocking chair with a big ol’ beer belly.

—Dick Dale

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Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

—Tom Robbins

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I was so done with looking at life through the eyes of beer-drinking cheese-heads. I wanted to go on that mission trip and look through the eyes of someone from a different culture and see...

—Holly Michael

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Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the...

—Barbara Crooker

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She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.

—Jarod Kintz

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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven’t had a...

—Samuel L.

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Eugene’s got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he’s thirty-six, thanks to his devotion to tasseled shoes and his ridiculous carpet of chest hair.

—Flynn Meaney

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Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business.

—Jarod Kintz

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During the first millennium BCE, even the beer-loving Mesopotamians turned their backs on beer, which was dethroned as the most cultured and civilized of drinks, and the age of wine began.

—Tom Standage

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Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.

—Johnny Damon

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Never go for a drink in London’s square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.

—Benny Bellamacina

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But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).

—Corey Haim

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After a while I got hungry and went to the kitchen. There was nothing to eat. I drank another beer and looked again, and found half a loaf of whole wheat bread behind the beer...

—Robert B. Parker

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I’ve had a stressful day, and I need something stronger than beer. Somebody fetch me a bodybuilder. Check the cooler in the garage.

—Jarod Kintz

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I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.

—Jarod Kintz

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I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer.

—Jarod Kintz

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If I show up on your doorstep don’t worry I’m just there to party.

—Kenny D.

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I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few

—Benny Bellamacina

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If you find semen in your beer, you’ll no longer have to wonder why I no longer have an erection. Love touches us all, like I touch myself.

—Jarod Kintz

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If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.

—Telford Vice

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A beer bottle on a stick, like a broom, is less for cleaning and more for distance drinking. My floor is so filthy I’ll drink twelve.

—Jarod Kintz

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The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue…

—James Joyce

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The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time they’ll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab...

—Jarod Kintz

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Its funny whenever people who have’nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I’m not as shy and quiet as I was in the past, I credit that...

—Kenny D.

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Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!

—Anshul Dubey

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If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.

—Jarod Kintz

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You’re a Dark One,” said Anton. “All you see in everything is evil, treachery, trickery.””All I do is not close my eyes to them,” Edgar retorted. “And that’s why I don’t trust Zabulon. I distrust...

—Sergei Lukyanenko

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Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.

—Jarod Kintz

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There is this advantage about German beer: it does not make a man drunk as the word drunk is understood in England. There is nothing objectionable about him; he is simply tired. He does not...

—Jerome K.

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Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

—Anthony Liccione

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I’m in the middle between a pessimist and an optimist. I take full responsibility for the glass half full. Well, I take half-full responsibility. But if it were full of beer, I’d take full responsibility.

—Jarod Kintz

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120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

—Sam Harris

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I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.

—Christopher Atkins

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With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the smell of beer off you, like all the drinkers whose graves...

—Italo Calvino

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