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Beer  Quotes
Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

—Anthony Liccione

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I’m in the middle between a pessimist and an optimist. I take full responsibility for the glass half full. Well, I take half-full responsibility. But if it were full of beer, I’d take full responsibility.

—Jarod Kintz

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120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

—Sam Harris

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I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.

—Christopher Atkins

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With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the smell of beer off you, like all the drinkers whose graves...

—Italo Calvino

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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that...

—Xenophon

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My goal is to hit the gym every day I’m on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

—Gary Allan

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

—Martin Luther

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I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.

—Abraham Lincoln

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They sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In either a man can...

—Ellis Peters

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Of all public figures and benefactors of mankind, no one is loved by history more than the literary patron. Napoleon was just a general of forgotten battles compared with the queen who paid for Shakespeare’s...

—Roman Payne

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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

—Clementine Paddleford

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We smoked fat cigars by the campfire and they tasted like wood and ash. The inhale and exhale was exciting. Blowing smoke rings in the calm forest air was followed by a deep swallow of...

—Daniel J.

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A man who lies about beer makes enemies

—Stephen King

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Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

—Crystal Woods

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Beer is made by men, wine by God.

—Martin Luther

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I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that’s kinda dreamy.

—Adam Lamberg

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Yo, I’m in position. Ready when you is.”Gareth cringed while crossing the wide concourse, checking both directions. The giant hallway was the main drag of a ghost town, its only residents a solitary custodian sweeping...

—Jay Nichols

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American culture enforces such rigid gender roles for male friendships that they are gay unless they materially resemble a beer commercial.

—Thomm Quackenbush

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To have a man whose name is on the label showing such interest, commitment, and determination for the best is a wonderful thing. This is someone who will throw money at quality, who believes in...

—Charles W.

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Oh my God. I’m not Keith Richards. I’m Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!

—Dave Mustaine

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It’s an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

—Rick Yancey

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The advertise their products in such a fashion as to make it seem wonderful to drink their ethanol products. It does not matter if they give their products fancy name like Cabernet Sauvignon or Pinot...

—Chris Prentiss

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Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin...

—Martin Luther

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They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with...

—Brian South

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To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that’s why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.

—Jarod Kintz

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Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

—Ray Bradbury

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If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

—Craig Ferguson

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I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.

—David Justice

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She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.

—Sara Sheridan

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I gave her a sideways bitter beer smirk, and then I ripped a whole chicken apart and threw it at the waiter and said, This place is too weird for me.

—Jarod Kintz

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I don’t like water.

—Karen Chance

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I’ve been to Australia.I’ve met the devildrank beer and snogged kangaroos.

—Alan C. Martin

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I drink wine like beer, only twice as much less.

—Jarod Kintz

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If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

—Robert Black

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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you...

—Frank Zappa

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Driving down deserted early morning roads. Round and round. Round downtown. Through naked streets. Lips pursed on two litre bottles of beer, but pursuing the lips of freedom’s night. Swapping cars. Winding up at karaoke...

—Harry Whitewolf

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I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

—Sid Vicious

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I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

—David Sedaris

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Beer is my coffee.

—Moi

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

—Benjamin Franklin

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but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine.

—Jarod Kintz

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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

—Stephen Colbert

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2012AlcoholBeer
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My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.

—Gerry Abbey

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Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business.

—Jarod Kintz

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My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.

—Tori Amos

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I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left.

—Jarod Kintz

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In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form of protest. At a time when mass marketing of food produces a product...

—Lynn Hoffman

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How’s that a duel?””He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon’ everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about.”Teft laughed. “Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.

—Brandon Sanderson

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Standing at a urinal, I hold my penis like a cold beer. You look thirsty and sober, so can I get something to drink? You’re expression, is it dehydration—or is it love?

—Jarod Kintz

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