He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

In a pandemic, it’s not clear what they would eat, or where they would eat. People may take in less calories, but they’ve still got to eat.

The basic formula of life… SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It’s all been scripted. But there’s no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don’t...

It’s because I’m pregnant, Christian.”He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. “If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.

Life is this simple ~ birth, eat, drink, play, explore, and relate to family and friends; be happy and enjoy life…!

He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want money. I told him agriculture won’t put food on my table.

My penis smells like pasta. Also, I personally tested it out, and your spaghetti’s not too hot now, if you want to eat it.

I don’t eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak.

I love magazines and film critics, so I eat it up. I’m not one of those people who says ‘I never read anything.’ I generally read all of it.

The only kind of restaurant I could imagine doing would be the extraordinarily snooty restaurant with three or four tables, and I would cook what I felt like cooking. And you could eat it or...

There is not a woman born who desires to eat the bread of dependence.

My heart is lost; the beasts have eaten it.

I like to eat good food. I cook and collect wine. I like going for long walks when I can.

Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the government.

I like to eat. Definitely. I love sitting around a table with my friends. But I don’t know how to cook anything.

You are what you eat. What would YOU like to be?

I love nothing more than going to eat by myself with a newspaper.

There are better people in the world, do not let the worst do the worst to you, you deserve the best in life.

Painting pictures didn’t make me a lot of money. I have to eat.

I’m never in the mood to eat or drink when I get to a show. I’m just too nerved out.

There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.

You just keep feeding hogwash to people, and pretty soon they’ll eat it.

I smell like cat snuggles and sex, though from two different activities. I have just perfected my meatloaf-flavored ice cream, if you want to grab a spork.

I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.

I don’t eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

All your travelling is together, you eat together, you’re on stage as a band together, when you get to the sound-check the band and the crew are all together.

I am as omnivorous as it’s possible to be. I always say there’s nothing I won’t eat and nothing I won’t wear.

Hey, Ms. P,” Tad called, “what’s going on?”She let out a slow breath before she answered. “You won’t believe this… Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan.”Nick’s eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he...

I go to eat dinner with my folks when I’m home. I think that’s the trick.

I find when I’m overly concerned about what I eat, I stress out my body and put on weight.

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

I hate American History after 1850.

I don’t eat applesauce, but I do eat applause. I don’t use a spoon—I eat applause with my hands.

I don’t eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything.

Being from Baltimore, I’m a crab cake snob, and I’m very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

We eat, therefore we hunt.

My favorite foods are things that aren’t great to eat, like pizza.

Eat Ice Cream. Read Books. Be Happy.

I’m vegetarian, so it’s difficult for me to eat Tourtiere.

She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180—which is absurd, because the last bowl...

I can’t fly with one wing. But I can’t go hungry either, and I already ate both the legs, the breasts, and the other wing.

I decided to try radio as a source of livelihood because I like to eat regularly.

As we depend upon our masters, for what we eat and drink and wear, and for all our comfortable things in this world, we cannot be happy, unless we please them.

Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she’s passionate about food, you’ll most likely be fortunate in other venues.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

And sure, I know if you eat this way you’ll die. So? If you don’t eat this way you’re still going to die. Why not die happy?

I remember how, when I lived in Paris, there was a McDonald’s, and I’d always see Americans eating there and think, ‘Why do they come all the way to Paris and eat at McDonald’s?’

Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray.

We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs.

My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.