A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it so that nobody hears you scream.

The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.

I don’t know if I ever really bought into the eternal damnation bit.

I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism – one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded.

Regin the Radiant and Emmaline Troy: ‘Alrighty then, have it your way- you’re on your own… Now, if you come across a leech, no offense, remember your training.”None taken. And would that be the sword...

There is absolutely no way that I would enter that world. I would never run for office.

A decade ago when Isabel’s husband Max had died, they’d moved in together and merged their possessions. Neither sister brought any fussy teapots, canaries, sachets, or doilies,but lots of other stuff had to either stay...

The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Extinguished theologians lie about the cradle of every science as the strangled snakes beside that of Hercules; and history records that whenever science and orthodoxy have been fairly opposed, the latter has been forced to...

A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.

I won’t say that you’re pretty because that dog already did. And I won’t say you’re funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.

If I were a pervert, I’d be looking for something a damn bit more attractive than you, jackass. And definitely someone that smelled alive.

It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you’re human popcorn

I also don’t trust Caribou anymore. They’re out there, on the tundra, waiting… Something’s going down. I’m right about this.

Pe domnul Van der Hoph însă c nd îl văd îmi vine să-l m ng i pe cap, ca pe un băiețel. Cred că altceva trebuie să inspire un bărbat.

My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.

YOU SMELL OF BRIMSTONE AND BUTTHOLE! BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE!

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

A brick could be used to show how patient you are. Somewhere between one brick and a million bricks lies a home. For me, my home is one brick, and I carry it with me...

Jared was completely gone now, holding his stomach and laughing so hard that tears were running down his face. Matt turned on him and snapped, “It’s not funny,” which only made Jared laugh harder.”Any of...

Ish #19 “If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.

When she walked by the two officers, they didn’t recognize her. “Have you seen the luscious bonbon with the golden braids?” She grinned up at them with such impish mischief that they almost forgot their...

she shall scant show well that now shows best.

A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.

I came into the room, which was half dark, and presently spotted Lord Kelvin in the audience and realised that I was in for trouble at the last part of my speech dealing with the...

She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would...

You know it feels good. I can hardly geta…I don’t even…”There was something amusing about watching him trying to form a coherent sen-tence. Amusing, but arousing at the sametime.

And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I’d always choose the latter.

I guess we know who got the good genes.”I laugh at the expression on Caleb’s face, his mouth drawn into a slight pucker and his eyes wide.

Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path to success. Both losing and winning are needed to find prosperity.

It was because a great-looking man with no apparent mental defects found her attractive. Imagine feeling so buoyant over something so juvenile.

It’s sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.

Ye are a scoundrel, a black-hearted robber and a rogue,’ Stubble said cheerily to the grumbling captain. It was his usual way of haggling, and he’d beaten down the riverman to a decent price for...

I can’t read your mind, you idiot.

Yeah. Isn’t it great?

I play basketball on Sundays and I’m a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.

I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.

Are you sure you can’t dematerialize? Not even a little?” “I’m sure.

He swiveled his head towards Eddie. “Tell me how to get over to the Four Lads. Do I have to die again?”If he did, he had a Beretta on him and he knew what kicking...

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It’s like, an overwhelming feeling that I can’t even explain.

She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.

I’m engaged, on the way to being married.

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn’t know, we would know. Men won’t get this, but women will..because we KNOW

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.