You’re gone and you left me. My heart has dissipated. The only thing I can feel is the blood rushing through my veins and the strings that hold my fragile heart together.

I didn’t answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.

I thought I was over him! So why did my heart still rip? Why did I still feel this sorrow? I got this strange sensation that God was with me. And he was angry. He...

Sarah’. She had thought they had thrown that bit of history into the trash, and the trash into the incinerator. But apparently ‘Sarah’ had only been thrown into a plastic bag and left in the...

But friendship meant you at least planted the seed for them, love meant allowing them the ability to weed their own garden until it was something healthy and thriving, blooming and bright and smelling of...

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still.

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by...

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you’ve grown up. 

My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present.

Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me.