Music is love.

Music has gone the way of food. People want it fast and cheap and they don’t care what it tastes like or where it comes from.

In the end we’re all miserable. It’s a human condition.

Mom, camping is not a date; it’s an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

It’s just so sad what we’re willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know?The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching....

There’s that thing that can happen to you when you meet somebody and you don’t consider them extraordinary at all and then they do something like play the cello or write amazing poetry or sing...

Should I have taken him by the hand and led him over to the Zappa? No. I won’t spoon-feed the customers. If you don’t know your alphabet, you have no business leaving your house, let...