Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.
Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children’s future.
I only go birdwatching during mating season. I’m a pornithologist.
Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.
Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.
If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.
We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.
Give up your dreams; you’ll accomplish more without sleep.
Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.
If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.
Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.
If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.
If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.