I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation.
Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.
The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.
I didn’t sacrifice everything for love, just my mother when love required a caesarian.
I don’t believe in failure. I’m perseverant – I believe in failing.
A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman – the idea of her.
Nothing else matters now that you love me.’ – suicide note
The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.
What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks.
Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.
Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children’s future.
I only go birdwatching during mating season. I’m a pornithologist.
Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.