I’m not talking about faith in God, I’m talking about faith in Mark Watney

Driving at night, when it’s dark, it’s the best time to wear a blindfold. My bumper sticker says honk if you’re horny, so give me a beep or two.

I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.

Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can’t trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the...

Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, ‘Seriously, I’d rather be working’.

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot.