Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
Beware of the compound adjective, beloved of the tyro and the ‘poetess’.
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
In the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent
The hardest tumble a man can take is to fall over his own bluff.