Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
In the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent
The hardest tumble a man can take is to fall over his own bluff.
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, … but it probably helps.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.