Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.

No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very...

Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn’t that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

Nazis are for the New Age concern

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and...

People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy...

I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.

I thought our guys were flat, but (CDS) is a good team, definitely a talented team. I think the lesson from this is our boys need to show up in a highly aggressive, competitive state...

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more...

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else’s, I’m happy to do it.

We are trying to revitalize things here, … We want to make Calvert home to the three A’s – authors, artists and antiques.

I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one...

I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

I’ll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. ‘I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.’ ‘I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.’ ‘Hey, wait...

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: ‘STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after...

If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

He was convicted on his own statement. There was absolutely no evidence [my client] had anything personally to do with the mention of any bomb and no physical evidence a bomb was about to be...

They blow themselves up in order to get at us, and we launch 3 million dollar missiles off of giant floating iron islands 2000 miles away — Who are the real cowards?

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom...

I’m tired of this back-slapping “Isn’t humanity neat?” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.

I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high...

I’m gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars,...

Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I...

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical...

It basically has a crystal in it whose frequency is proportional to a temperature, … As the temperature increases, the frequency increases and vice versa.

I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort....

If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.

Are there moths on the way to the sun right now going, “”It’s gonna be worth it!””?

I’m sorry if any of you are catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re catholic

If child molestation is actually your concern, how come we don’t see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches?

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, “Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?” Guy said, “Way-ul, we didn’ wanna be ab-duc-ted.” If I lived...

So I’m over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots… and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me… ‘Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it’s...

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.

Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.

I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.

I’ve greased my hair and I’m a little f*****g poet tonight, alright. I’m the little dark poet, that’s who I am.

I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.