They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

I don’t do drugs anymore… than say, the average touring funk band.

God help me. I’m so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and at least ten at night. . . .

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers...

They can’t easily say what they want to say in case they’re deemed unpatriotic. It’s all part of a fear-based hypnosis, so I was worried about how they’d take the track, but I played it...

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back...

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

Childbirth is a miracle. No, it’s not. . . . It’s a chemical reaction, that’s all.

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

If the FBI’s motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?

The musicians today who don’t do drugs and in fact speak out against it? “Rock Against Drugs?” BOY do they suck.

Certainly over the past year and earlier, the amount of money that was supposed to be in the respective funds was, in fact, not there.

Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep...

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.

No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very...

Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn’t that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

Nazis are for the New Age concern

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and...

I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.

I thought our guys were flat, but (CDS) is a good team, definitely a talented team. I think the lesson from this is our boys need to show up in a highly aggressive, competitive state...

People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy...

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more...

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else’s, I’m happy to do it.

We are trying to revitalize things here, … We want to make Calvert home to the three A’s – authors, artists and antiques.

I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one...

I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

I’ll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. ‘I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.’ ‘I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.’ ‘Hey, wait...

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: ‘STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after...

If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

He was convicted on his own statement. There was absolutely no evidence [my client] had anything personally to do with the mention of any bomb and no physical evidence a bomb was about to be...

They blow themselves up in order to get at us, and we launch 3 million dollar missiles off of giant floating iron islands 2000 miles away — Who are the real cowards?

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom...

I’m tired of this back-slapping “Isn’t humanity neat?” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life...

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.

I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high...

I’m gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars,...

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.