Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!
WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!
Do things that count, but don’t count the things you do.
It’s tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!
COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!
Positive lessons learned… Blessings recognized… Humor found… No regrets.
We are not entitled to ALL of anything, not even ourselves… and rightfully so.
BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!
Life isn’t about knowing your purpose, it’s about creating it.
Acknowledge and voice the positives LOUDER than the negatives.
The things you should value most in this life are NOT things.