Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

If you forget where you came from, you’ve gone too far.

Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on!

I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!

Love and laughter are two of the most important universal cancer treatments on the planet. Overdose on them.

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

Just because someone has cancer, it doesn’t mean you stop laughing at them or making fun of them.

The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences.

Gratitude makes you a better, stronger, wiser person. Ingratitude makes you a negative, angry, miserable person. Which person do you choose to be?

Do unto others as you’d have KARMA do unto you! Stop thinking in terms of “What’s in it for me?” and more in terms of “What’s in it for the greater good?”!

I’d rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none.

Cancer is WAY too serious to be taken seriously all the time.

LIFE never really ends… It just changes. You never lose your loved ones, you gain guardian angels.

You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you...

MOMB – noun – One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM… Because she’s the BOMB!

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

Be SO AWESOME that when people are exposed to you, they want to BE AWESOME too!

WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

If your words, actions and intentions are not genuine, I have no use for you or room for you in my life.

I’m quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

I love you”s are exhanged excessively under our roof. Cancer teaches you how important and critical that is.

Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does.

Two things define you, your attitude when you are at your worst and your attitude when you are at your best.

MOMBIE – noun – Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.

Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning!

We all have our things that we would rather live without. It’s how we live with them when we have no choice that makes us or breaks us.

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!

If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!

Those who think they know it ALL don’t know what they are missing!

The “I love you”s are exchanged excessively under our roof. Cancer teaches you how important and critical that is.

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

Eliminate all unnecessary negativity from your life and watch it change for the better.

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

A beautiful face will age and a perfect body will change, but an awesome person will always be an awesome person.

Want less, need less, live more.

Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

No REGRETS. Just LESSONS learned, BLESSINGS recognized and HUMOR found.

Being out of the ordinary is AWESOME.

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this…Don’t take life WAY too seriously.

We are often so worried about what is going to happen that we can’t enjoy what is happening NOW.

Motherhood is a constant battle of going to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and staying awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

If you change your way of thinking about failure, you can transform your weaknesses into strengths & realize opportunities for growth.

People cannot live forever, but memories can. Never pass up an opportunity to create awesome memories with your special ones.

The HAPPIEST people don’t have the BEST of everything… They just drink WINE.

Perfection doesn’t exist here, AWESOME does.

If there ever comes a time that you forget where you came from, you’ve gone too far.

It’s certainly TOUGH being AWESOME all the time, but I do it so the kids have someone to look up to!

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

Stay positive, stay strong, stay together and just keep going!