I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!

Love and laughter are two of the most important universal cancer treatments on the planet. Overdose on them.

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

Just because someone has cancer, it doesn’t mean you stop laughing at them or making fun of them.

Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

Gratitude makes you a better, stronger, wiser person. Ingratitude makes you a negative, angry, miserable person. Which person do you choose to be?

If you forget where you came from, you’ve gone too far.

Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on!

The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences.

getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!

A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!

This LIFE is NOT about a BIG house, VALUABLE things, a FULL bank account or a POWERFUL status. It’s about having a BIG open mind and heart that respects and accepts differences. It’s about VALUING...

WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

Do things that count, but don’t count the things you do.

Sweetie, you don’t need to drive me to the brink of insanity… I’m close enough to walk!

It’s tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.

Always remember that the most important things in this life are not things. Stay safe, stay strong and stay together.

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

Sometimes being a MOM is like a good ol’ country song! You lose your sleep, you lose your hair, you lose your patience, you lose your energy, you lose your memory AND you lose your...

Your opinion should be based on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears & feel with your own heart.

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!

Your opinion should always be based on what you have seen with your own eyes, what you have heard with your own ears and what you have felt with your own heart.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

Do not, for one second, allow people with closed minds and no ambition to make a difference in this life silence you or stop you from going above and beyond.

Positive lessons learned… Blessings recognized… Humor found… No regrets.

I don’t care who you love, what you believe, how you look, where you’re from or what you do. If you are a good hearted person, you’re good in my books!

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

INTEGRITY…Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what’s right rather than what’s in it for you.

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

You NEED to look back to remember the awesome memories, to remember the positive lessons you have learned, to help someone else learn from what you have lived and to see how far you have...

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

PARENTHOOD is journey of being driven to the BRINK of INSANITY and BACK…Like a YO YO!!

My daughter asked me what it’s like to have children… So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T…

In the face of adversity you have three choices… You can let it DEFINE you, let it DESTROY you or let it STRENGTHEN YOU!

We are not entitled to ALL of anything, not even ourselves… and rightfully so.

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!

BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

Want LESS! Need LESS! Live MORE!

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary!

Life isn’t about knowing your purpose, it’s about creating it.

Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!

Acknowledge and voice the positives LOUDER than the negatives.

Don’t ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

Two things define you in this life. Your attitude when you are at your highest and your attitude when you are at your lowest. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom in order to recognize...

When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life...

Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It’s FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces stress, heals your body and relieves pain! It fights disease and cancer and...

The things you should value most in this life are NOT things.

Love and laughter are stronger than cancer.