I can’t see anything” he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. “I’m blind.
Two things in life are certain: uncertainty, and I’m not sure about the second thing.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.”
If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?
I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets
I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open.
So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
Here’s something for you to hang your dreams on, pal.
I am the burrito in the taco. Hold your skepticism, and the lettuce.
If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.