Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You’re going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?

New York City is where specks of dust aspire randomly with all their cunning to become grains of sand.

Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock…

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

There’s a hole in the world like a big black pit who are filled with people who are filled with shit.

When you’re in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second...