Meditation is intermittent fasting for the mind. Too much sugar leads to a heavy body, and too many distractions lead to a heavy mind. Time spent undistracted and alone, in self-examination, journaling, meditation, resolves the...

It’s too bad we’re not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a...

Tell me what you do with the food you eat, and I’ll tell you who you are. Some turn their food into fat and manure, some into work and good humor, and others, I’m told,...

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. – Jace

I’m fat! There’s nothing else to call it.

Make that: no one I ever wanted to kiss wanted to kiss a fat girl.

When you abbreviate your learning, you abbreviate your growth. Expand your knowledge and you keep growing taller and fatter than your limitations.

I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they’re fat. I certainly don’t consider myself minimalist at all.

In many ways he was like America itself, big and strong, full of good intentions, a roll of fat jiggling at his belly, slow of foot but always plodding along, always there when you needed...

For most Americans, money and calories are always on their minds, although they burn too much of one, and not enough of the other.

Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.

As a dancer I’ve always checked my body constantly; ‘Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day?’

If you stop exercising – which I did – and if you stop watching your caloric intake – which I did – you’re gonna get fat.

Let me tell you something, my wife died for Tuesdays ago. Cancer of the colon. We were married forty-one years. Now you stop feeling sorry for yourself and lose some of that pork of yours....

After this, I can’t resist. “Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it’s starting to show. You’d better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide.

There is nothing positive about being fat. And there is nothing positive about loving yourself. We all need to conform to society’s expectations of who we are, because if we don’t, who will? Life is...

Fat-bashing in all its varied forms–criticism, exclusion, shaming, fat talk, self-deprecation, jokes, gossip, bullying–is one of the last acceptable forms of prejudice. From a very young age, before they can walk away or defend themselves,...

I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

I got a boob job on my butt, and be honest here, does this bra make my ass look fat?

Richness and fat does need,In logic clever fine deeds,But paunches never do breed,Fine thoughts or sublime seeds.[45]- 2

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I weigh more than I used to. I’ve been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even working out!

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I’d just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure?

I use the confit principle for chicken thighs. I season them with herbs and garlic, let them marinate, and then cook them in chicken fat.

God, I hate judgmental people. They’re so mean…and fat.

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person.

She’s beautiful,’ he murmured.’She’s a metre across the hips, easily,’ said Julia.’That is her style of beauty,’ said Winston.

We’ve going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it’s all got to come back again, and we’re the ones to do it.

I don’t go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn’t feel fun to me.

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?

I like TV shows that motivate me to want to improve my life, as I sit listless on the sofa hour after hour, night after night. My desire to self-actualize grows with my waistline. If...

You’re never too fat for a new purse.

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.

Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals!

My organs are too powerful… I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves.

I’d always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of the eighth grade, the Goldbergs went through the World’s Nastiest Divorce.Beth went a little nuts.I don’t blame her. When her...

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

Overeating is the addiction of choice of carers, and that’s why it’s come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions. It’s a way of fucking yourself up while still remaining fully functional,...

We fatties have a bond, dude. It’s like a secret society. We got all kinds of shit you don’t know about. Handshakes, special fat people dances-we got these secret fugging lairs in the center of...

Let’s face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’,...

Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

I can tell by the look on Hagin’s face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren’t fat.

I had a dream about you. Your face was puffy, like a puffer fish, only puffier, and I thought it was from crying. Nope, turns out you were just fat. But at least you were...