(Referring to the piano’s natural shape) Isn’t it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

You’re not ethnic enough. You’re not fat enough. You’re not thin enough. You’re not blond enough. You’re not dark enough. You’re not young enough. You’re not old enough.

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

I don’t go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn’t feel fun to me.

I can tell by the look on Hagin’s face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren’t fat.

Camels can go many weeks without drinking anything at all. The notion that they cache water in their humps is pure myth—their humps are made of fat, and water is stored in their body tissues. While other mammals draw water from bloodstreams when faced with dehydration, leading to death by volume shock, camels tap the...

The next day he woke up feeling like he’d been unshackled from his fat, like he’d been washed clean from his misery, and for a long time he couldn’t remember why he felt this way, and then he said her name.

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

I had a dream about you. Your face was puffy, like a puffer fish, only puffier, and I thought it was from crying. Nope, turns out you were just fat. But at least you were fat and happy.

As a dancer I’ve always checked my body constantly; ‘Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day?’

Tell people that biology and the environment cause obesity and they are offered the one thing we have to avoid: an excuse. As it is, people who see more fat people around them may themselves be more likely to gain weight.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

In many ways he was like America itself, big and strong, full of good intentions, a roll of fat jiggling at his belly, slow of foot but always plodding along, always there when you needed him, a believer in the virtues of simplicity and directness and hard labor.

Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty. No wait–that’s still too weak. Sex should properly arise from sexiness. For unsexy people–fat people, old people, funny-looking people, disabled people–to even feel sexual desire is inappropriate, perverse, disgusting. For them to engage in sexual...

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn’t fat in.

He thought that fat boys were probably only allowed to love pretty girls inside. If he told anyone how he felt (not that he had anyone to tell), that person would probably laugh until he had a heart-attack.

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn’t ask.

My organs are too powerful… I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I’d just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure?

Tell me what you do with the food you eat, and I’ll tell you who you are. Some turn their food into fat and manure, some into work and good humor, and others, I’m told, into God.” – Zorba.

We’ve going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it’s all got to come back again, and we’re the ones to do it.

Richness and fat does need,In logic clever fine deeds,But paunches never do breed,Fine thoughts or sublime seeds.[45]- 2

A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.

There is nothing positive about being fat. And there is nothing positive about loving yourself. We all need to conform to society’s expectations of who we are, because if we don’t, who will? Life is more enjoyable when you are thin and pretty. I was never fat a day in my life and I never...

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no...

Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.

We’re all lonely and looking for love, even if you’re fat, stinky, and asexual. You should wear a suit of armor when you have sex.

She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves.

I was really tired of words like ‘plus size,’ ’round’ and ‘large.’ I thought, ‘Come on, we’re fat.’

If you stop exercising – which I did – and if you stop watching your caloric intake – which I did – you’re gonna get fat.

I’m fat! There’s nothing else to call it.

There’s a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

I weigh more than I used to. I’ve been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even working out!

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.

Being exposed to those beauty queens and Praying Mantises at the same time made me ask myself some hard questions. Would I have been so radical had I not been so fat? Could I have been one of the women on the other side parading my beauty of which I was so proud? As I...

If I’m two pounds heavier, I’m fat. If I’m skinnier, I’m sick. It’s ridiculous. And that’s not coming from agents or designers.

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?

Overeating is the addiction of choice of carers, and that’s why it’s come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions. It’s a way of fucking yourself up while still remaining fully functional, because you have to. Fat people aren’t indulging in the “luxury” of their addiction making them useless, chaotic, or a...

Fat-bashing in all its varied forms–criticism, exclusion, shaming, fat talk, self-deprecation, jokes, gossip, bullying–is one of the last acceptable forms of prejudice. From a very young age, before they can walk away or defend themselves, women are taught that they are how they look, not what they do or what they know. (1)

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

It’s too bad we’re not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Let’s face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.

I am overweight. But to me, it’s fat. I don’t have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don’t plunge into a depression and stick my finger down my throat or carve FAT in my arm with a pickle fork. I can appreciate when I look good aside from the weight. Sometimes...

I’m still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they’re fat. I certainly don’t consider myself minimalist at all.

We feel it’s unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.