The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Remember, crowd doesn’t care about common sense.

This is the fast lane, folks…and some of us like it here.

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

If girlfriends were knees, I’d love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it’d be easier to run around on them.

He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.

Dead yet?” Gus answered.I smirked. “Not yet, but the night’s still young.””Here’s hoping.

This is what is called speaking. I believe that is the term. When words come out, fly into the air, live for a moment, and die. Strange, is it not? I myself have no opinion....

Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say ‘man’- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations...

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.

The self-centered man will always expect nothing but praise. He will hope and expect all incoming criticism to be mere self-projection from the critic because when you’re self-centered, self-projection is all you can imagine one...

I’m almost finished,” said Wilhelm, wiping out a line with his sleeve and drawing over it.”I never doubted you for a moment,” said Vex, then looked at Aurora and spoke more softly. “I actually doubted...

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money….and My Virgin PassportIf you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!

My mistakes are usually so enjoyable that I tend torepeat them.

Think of yourselves as pearls. We, sitting in our rows, eyes down, we make her salivate morally. We are hers to define, we must suffer her adjectives. I think about pearls. Pearls are congealed oyster...

Papa, I’m ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I’m not a child or a baby anymore, so I’m allowed to speak my mind. And...

And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It’s as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what...

But have you ever seen one?….They shook their heads. “Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage – “Man, she liked that Bible. I’d read it and could definitely understand it’s appeal, but...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with...

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of human kindness from his fingernails, …

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

….Charles laughingly observed,’Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It’s just a question of whether you’re talkin’ about a woman or God.

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.

Sometimes I feel like the tenth dentist in the 9 out of 10 dentists surveys.

A technicality I’m prepared to hide wildly behind.

It is, in the imagination of combat’s fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called ‘mopping up.

There it was: a full confession. Sherlock Holmes had done it again, and as I marveled at my devastating powers of deduction, I wished there had been two of me so I could have patted...

Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

If strangers like one’s quote truly ,then it only means that the in-built message has enough depth,breadth, touch and connection with the life’s reality.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

Skul-man!’ he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. ‘Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!’ Skulduggery nodded. ‘Just got back.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant-No! no! I mean an elephoneHe tried to use the telephone-(Dear me! I am not certain quiteThat even now I’ve got it right.)Howe’er it was, he...

Pearls are congealed oyster spit.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”I grinned. “I’ve noticed.”Reyn’s face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. “It’s an equestrian term.””Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he’s good-lookin’?””I do,” said Tanith.”Right,” Sanguine said and nodded. “I’m gonna kill...

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.

His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.

First rule of thievery,’ Eli said, grinning, ‘only run if you’re not coming back.’ (…) ‘First rule of thievery, never use the same entrance twice.’ Miranda rolled her eyes. ‘How many ‘first rules’ of thievery...

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

Remember what you won’t get if you don’t mind,” her grandfather remarked.

I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make me want to get naked and let Carlo take over anything...

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

If you were smart,” Genghis said, “you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.””We never thought of that,” Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a...