A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.

I had a dream about you. We were running on the beach, holding hands. It was a nude beach, but we were the only ones wearing clothes. You wore a bikini, and I wore my...

I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off...

This bikini made me a success.

Exquisite beauty is a powereful magnetic force that commands, it does not seek attention it rules the law of attention.