It criticizes me,but my 2nd quest give me deserve a second chance but it is my own survival,My friend.

I need your help. You can help me by not helping me.

You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident,” Butch said.Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. “You broke my window.””Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it.””Twice.””Thus...

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

I keep asking myself,” whispered Sabetha, giving Locke’s arm a squeeze, “ARE we smarter than that woman’s chicken?””At the moment, it’s an open question,” said Locke.

Uh, what?

Things I can’t live without: food, water, love. But not her love, because I haven’t had that in a long time, yet I’m still alive.

I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English―it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don’t let fluff and...

Being an authorized user generates more of a risk than a reward. You are putting your credit in the hands of others. The previous statement implies their mistakes, now becomes yours! – The Credit Repair...

You’re getting into some kind of shape, cop.”Aw, come on, now.” Butch grinned. “Don’t let that shower we took go to your head.”Rhage fired a towel at the male. “Just pointing out your beer gut’s...

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

Choosing friends based on how much money they have is like betting on a horse because you like its saddle.

When a boy’s first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

Don’t eat in the dark. My brand of cat food comes with a light bulb in the can.

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

I was once reproved by a minister who was driving a poor beast to some meeting-house horse-sheds among the hills of New Hampshire, because I was bending my steps to a mountain-top on the Sabbath,...

This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places… You know when you order french fries and there’s a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you’re alarmed...

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it’s 2/3 empty. There’s still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn’t drink it....

America: It’s like Britain, only with buttons.

Giving is the only way of taking part

Good folk, I have no coin,To take were to purloin:I have no copper in my purse,I have no silver either,And all my gold is on the furzeThat shakes in windy weatherAbove the rusy heather.

What she needs,’ Tom said aloud ‘is a husband.’ Agnes said crisply, ‘Well, she can’t have mine.

I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.

How could I have missed the opportunity to pop pills with my sister who was purer than a Quaker?

… had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.

I’m Razo, a member of Bayern’s Own,” he said, stopping himself from adding “Loafing is just a hobby of mine.””Bayern’s Own? But you’re a child.” Razo looked up to the sky. “I’m not a child,...

I have an idea for a new book. It’s a novel about a beautiful yet sensitive author whose spirit is crushed by her domineering editor. Do you like it?

I must have gone to the wrong island,” I said with a private laugh.

With the rise of classical Greece, the soul debate evolved into the more familiar heart-versus-brain, the liver having been demoted to an accessory role. We are fortunate that this is so, for we would otherwise...

Running has always been hard for me, as I have abnormally short legs and tiny feet. I am Bigfoot’s nemesis. And I’ll be the first to tell you I’ll be the last to tell you...

I did a finger painting today, and you can hardly even see my brushstrokes. Similarly, when we make love, you won’t even notice that I’m there.

. ‘Because off-duty cops walk around the city wearing sweatshirts advertising they’re cops all the time, never mind it’s a hundred degrees outside. And never mind you look like the youngest cop ever recruited in...

I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.””I believe everything you say,” Tessa said with a smile, her hands creeping doen from his waist to his weapons...

Everybody knows love is a universal language, but not many people know it only has 22 letters. Love can say more with 22 letters than English can with 26.

I can think of another quickie education for a child, which, in its way, is almost as salutary: Meeting a human being who is tremendously respected by the adult world, and realizing that that person...

In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity.

His ears caught a sweet chiming noise, and a moment later a warm rush fell over his body. How we doing Rhage? Too hot? Butch’s voice. Up close. The cop was in the shower with...

If I say you’re a goatherd’s son, you say, ‘Yes, Lord Ralon.'”Alanna gasped with fury. “I’d as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you’ve been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

You are the light of the world. Shine brightly. Smile beautifully! Rejoice daily!

I am the Cheese Cube of Desire. Sometimes you’ve just got to live dangerously.

North is a powerful man, and you’re still connected to him.” Flo frowned. “Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you’re a Fish. You’ll end up back...

The sky smashed into my face, but I didn’t say anything, because aside from a warm breeze, I didn’t feel anything.

I found love in the City of Love. Not Paris, but Philadelphia. It wasn’t romantic, but more of a brotherly kind of love.

Ish #21 “Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It’s still meat!

Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I’ll paraphrase for you:Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and...

I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals that I’ll demand my clones achieve for me.

Kid, I’ve only known you two days and I’ve seen you plastered three times.” He shook his head. “A bar would not be a good career move for you.

This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.

Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes…

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded