Now constipation was quite a different matter…It would be dreadful for the whole world to know about troubles of that nature. She felt terribly sorry for people who suffered from constipation, and she knew that...

Hakuna shaka yoyote (kwa mfano) kwamba mboga za majani na matunda vina vitamini nyingi mwilini na madini na vitu vyote vizuri katika mwili wa binadamu, na kwamba kadhalika vina kirutubisho cha ufumwele ambacho huzuia kufunga...

I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior’s hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.

Life is a tragedy of nutrition