Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

I can’t find my feet.”Why is everyone laughing at me? This is serious!

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan!” Cherise

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I’d have to stare at your butt

Ish #303 “It’s a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the...

Ish #21 “Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It’s still meat!

Are you wearing space pants?” Miranda asked him.”What?”How did it end? oh, right. “Because your butt is fine.”He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. “I think-”...

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren’t any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are...

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair

„Říká se tomu holka, ty pitomče.

I think we’re avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us.” Conall growled at Billy Dunwich’s sincere face. “I am not telling you if she swallows.”Dunwich...

This…this…thing?””A parsnip?” Jem suggested”A parsnip planted in satan’s own garden,” said Will. He glanced about. “I dont suppose there’s a dog I could feed it to?””There dont seem to be any pets about,” Jem-who loved...

Maybe it’s some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don’t drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing.” Bubba “I don’t normally drink my seafood Bubba, but” Nick

The problem is, these days you have to listen to too many parts of your body. Sometimes I go with my gut feeling, some say go with what your heart says – it’s only a...

I’m beginning to think my name has been changed to ‘Damn it’ or ‘Asshole'” Styxx

Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now.”Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as he suddenly felt when nothing happened.Great, Dad. I can look stupid on my own....

Think that street lingo was the street lingo about eight decades ago, Hanna. So now it’s just lingo.

I’m sorry. I can’t serve him that item,” the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea why.”Why not?” she found herself asking anyway out of curiosity to see if...