Ish #109 “If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You’ll get there quicker.

Ish #1 “It’s not your mama’s macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Ish #21 “Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It’s still meat!

Ish #303 “It’s a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

Ish #28 “Give you child a name with meaning.

You never know what you don’t know, until you finally know it.

Ish #211 “Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.

Ish #19 “If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.