If a guy can’t even handle my words, I don’t think he can handle me as a person.
Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage.
Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex?
Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.
That was me being respectful of your law degree,” Ian said.
Is not general incivility the very essence of love?
That definitely wouldn’t help your getting over me.
I don’t do rectal, and I won’t use anything that involves an ass.
I must have gone to the wrong island,” I said with a private laugh.
And tell your friend in the striped shirt that he’s in my seat.
I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.