Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
It’s free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body
Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are
When you can’t get what you want, get what you need
We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date
The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.
If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.
In the big scheme of things, all’s we really need, is a little love
In the big scheme of things, it’s the little things that matter
You can change your mind, don’t let your mind change you
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious
When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!
Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.
If you can hear the birds singing, you’re in the right place
Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it’s all the rage
Do short people reach their full potential quicker?
Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
When you can’t think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts
When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!
I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few
If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people