Always think backwards before moving forwards

The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.

Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic

It’s free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body

Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are

It’s important to look at the big picture of life, as long as it’s not through a small screen

When you can’t get what you want, get what you need

We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even

If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

When everything gets too much, give some away

When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date

The best way to move forward is to stop

If you want to know what’s going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

Frame everything and some of it will become art.

In the big scheme of things, all’s we really need, is a little love

In the big scheme of things, it’s the little things that matter

You can change your mind, don’t let your mind change you

When your tears become invisible, disappear

I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain

Great songs don’t grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees

Cheapen words and they’ll cheapen you

Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes

If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion

A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin

Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out

We’re on a planet, relax!

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.

A sneeze can never be to far away

If there are two straight sides to every story, they’ll always be one lopsided truth.

Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

If you can hear the birds singing, you’re in the right place

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it’s all the rage

Do short people reach their full potential quicker?

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

When you can’t think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

Being kind is not hereditary

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there

There’s no greater show on earth than observing human nature

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Even when you don’t see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye