Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic

It’s free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body

Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are

It’s important to look at the big picture of life, as long as it’s not through a small screen

When you can’t get what you want, get what you need

We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even

If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

Always think backwards before moving forwards

The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.

When everything gets too much, give some away

If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date

The best way to move forward is to stop

If you want to know what’s going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

Frame everything and some of it will become art.

In the big scheme of things, all’s we really need, is a little love

In the big scheme of things, it’s the little things that matter

Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out

You can change your mind, don’t let your mind change you

When your tears become invisible, disappear

I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain

Great songs don’t grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees

Cheapen words and they’ll cheapen you

Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes

If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion

A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.

A sneeze can never be to far away

We’re on a planet, relax!

If there are two straight sides to every story, they’ll always be one lopsided truth.

Raise a smile and lower stress

Never go for a drink in London’s square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.

Make sure your not followed! Don’t go anywhere

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time

When you’ve tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed

It’s never too late to change, unless you’re already fully undressed

The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious

Never say no to now

I’ve always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction.

If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

If you can hear the birds singing, you’re in the right place

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it’s all the rage

Do short people reach their full potential quicker?

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again