Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.
Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.