Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.
Easy mistake to make,” Jem said.
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.
I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. – Jonathan “Jack” McVoy
Learn how to read by taking small sips first. Drink my watery literary nipples.
Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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