Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.

Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.”A Change Is Gonna Come

When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.

Easy mistake to make,” Jem said.

I never drink while I’m working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer.

I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.

Right, what’s there possibly to worry about?” she said. “Just some surgery in the garage with a drunk doctor.”Little miss,” said Doc, pointing a finger at Cass. “I’m drinking. I’m not drunk. There’s a difference.”...

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Love is alcohol.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most...

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

Happiness is not to be found at the bottom of a bottle or from the tip of a needle; it is not to be found amidst a cloud of smoke or within a sugar-coated pill....

They say that secrets live at the bottom of a wine bottle. Mama had made it there the night before, slow glass by slow glass, but she’d never spoken a word.

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

The social prestige of wine at table and at the club must be destroyed through lofty example and polite ridicule; forces which are not always available, and for whose successful operation much time will be...

Quite possibly one of the most revealing passages about Shakespeare as a man comes from one of the roughest of the jottings made by gossip John Aubrey from his interview with William Beeston, son of...

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. ‘Stop thinking’, swig, ’empty your head’, swig, ‘now, seriously empty your head’.

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has...

I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. Night life is when you get up with a...

We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighborsscreamed ‘Happy New Year’. Unfortunately we weren’t sober enough torealize that was our cue to call it a night. Josh had a new beer...

Drinking Shirley Temple with my Mary Janes on, let’s say that every possibility waits

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. ‘I feel really guilty about getting drunk last night,’ we say, when in actual fact we...

She takes another sip of her drink. She looks around the bar. I look at the fine muscles in her neck, at the two points of her clavicle. Her grief has not so much changed...

Besides, she was alone and those who drink alone, she decided, had no need of any impediments to the pure act of consumption.

If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. – Jonathan “Jack” McVoy

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those...

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

The cup was empty, but I didn’t drink it because nothing is impossible to drink. So instead, I drank nothing. Nothing is impossible to drink, except nothing.

I drank the coffee because I was tired. I also drank the coffee because I was dominant, and it was passive and put up no fight.

Learn how to read by taking small sips first. Drink my watery literary nipples.

There is something about gin, the tang in it of the deep wildwood, perhaps, that always makes me think of twilight and mists and dead maidens. Tonight it tinkled in my mouth like secret laughter.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in...

Elliot Rawley was a drinker, Cy’s mother had been right. And he was a poor drinker. One that let the demons of the bottle into his head when he tipped it back, demons that went...

Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Ivanov: Gentlemen, you’ve again set up a drinking shop in my study… I have asked each and every one of you a thousand times not to do that… Look now, you’ve spilt vodka on a...

I don’t drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.