Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems
I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
Do you drink?””Of course,I just said I was a writer.
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
If I show up on your doorstep don’t worry I’m just there to party.
I can’t die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver
… drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat
You speak of my drinking, yet you don’t know my thirst
Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.