We made too many wrong mistakes.

I never said most of the things I said.

Okay you guys, pair up in threes!

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Its getting late early

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

No, I don’t go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It’s too crowded.

90% of the game is half mental.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play–and don’t play to bring their parents glory.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.