I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.