When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.
Children have but little charity for each other’s defects.
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;
You cannot surprise an individual more than twice with the same marvel
Never put off till tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow just as well
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t.
Cuando recordamos que todos somos locos, la vida queda explicada
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let’s go on trying.