Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
He’s an honest politician–he stays bought.
Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.
Thinking doesn’t pay. Just makes you discontented with what you see around you.
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
I’m always suspicious of disinterested interest.
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not
Butterflies are self propelled flowers.
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