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Kurt Vonnegut  Quotes
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;Man got to sit and wonder ‘why, why, why?’Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;Man got to tell himself he understand.

—Kurt Vonnegut

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She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon].

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There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.

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Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us human beings who move much more gracefully than human beings really move. Films and books and plays show...

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There is no peace, I’m sorry to say. We find it. We lose it. We find it again. We lose it again.

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And I like Strauss and Mozart and all that, but the priceless gift that African Americans gave the world when they were still in slavery was a gift so great that it is now almost...

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Dear Sir, poor sir, brave sir.” he read, “You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only...

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The time would not pass. Somebody was playing with the clocks, and not only the electronic clocks but the wind-up kind too. The second hand on my watch would twitch once, and a year would...

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The team must consist of three sorts of specialists, he says. Otherwise the revolution, whether in politics or the arts or the sciences or whatever, is sure to fail.The rarest of these specialists, he says,...

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It is, in the imagination of combat’s fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called ‘mopping up.

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And Castle nodded sagely. ‘So this is a picture of the meaninglessness of it all! I couldn’t agree more.”Do you really agree?’ I asked. ‘A minute ago you said something about Jesus.”Who?’ said Castle.’Jesus Christ?”Oh,’...

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Flashlight beams danced crazily

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The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.

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I’d rather have written ‘Cheers’ than anything I’ve written.

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America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, ‘It ain’t no disgrace to be poor,...

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He was talking about the sign that said ‘THE COMPLICATED FUTILITY OF IGNORANCE.”All knew was that I didn’t want my daughter or anybody’s child to see a message that negative every time she comes into...

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My advice to writers just starting out? Don’t use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.

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Unfortunately, that still leaves plenty of Americans who don’t read much or think much — who will still be extremely useful in unjust wars. We are sick about that. We did the best we could.

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I propose that every person out of work be required to submit a book report before he or she gets his or her welfare check.

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That’s the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting married think they’re wonderful, and that they’re going to have a baby– that’s wonderful, when actually they’re...

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A society, on occasion, can be the worst possible describer of mental health.

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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.

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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

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I was too pessimistic for an optimist to live with

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Cat's-CradleOptimismPessimism
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When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away – even if it’s only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaninglessness of...

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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

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I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how we are or what we do

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Atheism
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Most writers are not quick-witted when they talk. Novelists, in particular, drag themselves around in society like gut-shot bears.

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

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Usually when people talk about the trickle-down theory, it has to do with economics. The richer people at the top of a society become, supposedly, the more wealth there is to trickle down to the...

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I wanted all thingsTo seem to make some sense,So we could all be happy, yes,Instead of tense.And I made up liesSo that they all fit nice,And I made this sad worldA par-a-dise.

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And on the subject of burning books: I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength or their powerful political connections or their great wealth, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted...

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AmericaBooksPolitics
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A lot of the nonsense was the innocent result of playfulness on the part of the founding fathers of the nation of Dwayne Hoover and Kilgore Trout. The founders were aristocrats, and they wished to...

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I already know about human beings.

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This person has just arrived on this planet, knows nothing about it, has no standards by which to judge it. This person does not care what it becomes. It is eager to become absolutely anything...

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When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlighenment and comfort at top speed

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American humorist Kin Hubbard said , “It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be”. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very...

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E’ chiaro che capisco che la ripugnanza ispirata persino adesso, e forse per sempre, dalla parola “comunismo” è una degna risposta alla crudeltà e ottusità dei dittatori dell’URSS, che si erano definiti comunisti con lo...

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It posed the question posed by all such stone piles.: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones...

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Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself.

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To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

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People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

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Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. It is so extraordinarily full of magic, and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it makes such a difference.

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When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, “You think your dad’s a good chemist? They’re turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that?

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Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a...

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Art
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The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our little corner clean.

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HumorPeaceSerenity
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People who sell bolts and nuts and locomotives and frozen orange juice make billions, while the people who struggle to bring a little beauty into the world, give life a little meaning, they starve.–“$10,000 A...

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BeautyMoneyTwisted-Logic
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I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled “science fiction” … and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal.

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Sci-FiScience-FictionScifi
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It’s embarrassing to be human.

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Human
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