The primary feature of women is not a ‘beauty’, it’s a ‘mystery’.

I’m fascinated by idiots… Here’s looking at you, kid!

You’re boring me, M’Ordant. Go away.” V’Aidan”You can’t be bored.” M’Ordant”And a good thing, too, since I’d no doubt perish from it while in your company.” V’Aidan

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don’t have both then you are in serious trouble.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

SUBJECT: Real originalDear Dark Assholes,I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and utilize Google must’ve taken some pretty keen strategizing on your part.Really, really cool trick. Now...

The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following...

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business

You humans, always eating. I’ll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working.” Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”Don’t use the same beaker you used...

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.Okita: You’re horrible! Besides then I’d...

No. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Massachusetts this fall. He’s gay again and home for Christmas, so yay!

I’ll write The Art Of Love, which will be tactical, like The Art Of War.

CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.

Thank you. For being willing to talk. For not turning me in. For… being you.”I’m pretty good at being me,’ I said. ‘I’ve had all these years to practice–I hardly ever get it wrong these...

Women love a man in uniform. You should see them drool when I dress up in my Girl Scout outfit.

I was not born with English in my pocket.

But apart from the military measures, security measures, of course, Afghanistan needs great help for building up its social life, its economic life. It has become a very poor country, neglected for many years.

Our two hands were held together by love—and adhesive. Let no man separate what God hath joined together! Is it crazy? Yes—Krazy Glue.

It was me–a dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.”–Ember (Darkness Of Light)

I tell you, I’m half tempted to break into CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon out of CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon.

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !

I mean, what are they scared of? Who’s going to vote for anyone from the Communist Party, for God’s sake?

The elephant’s love for him was a love I have never known – yet always longed to. For why should he be remembered always, and not I?

I’d drink from a hose, but I wouldn’t drink from a horse. I have other ways of showing I love you.

Your perception is riveting, Amal,” he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. “It’s comforting to know that there are people in my class who have the maturity...

Isabelle snorted. “All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you , Simon.””You noticed.” said Simon.”I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,” added Magnus.”Please never say those words in front of...

My impression of love: I found her—lucky me. I found her—unlucky her. She’d probably agree with me, which would be a first.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I’ll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I’ve never found an easy way.

Sure. What’s the worst that could happen.” Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. “I can’t frecking believe this.”I cringed. “I’m so sorry.””I’m bald!” Giguhl continued. “I look like a freak.””It’s not that bad,” I...

The doctor’s name was Sylvia. I told her she’d have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother’s name.

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more...

You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop from out here. Can’t hear a damn thing.

I left home because I was hungry.

The fact that you and I are acquaintances only interested and amused the ghosts further. Gossip bunch, really.

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake of some skinny-ankled, laugh-prone boy of a khan.

Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, spank me,...

What would make them think I was the model for Midori?!” She told me to fix the misunderstanding immediately, so that’s why I’m writing this reply now. Please stop causing problems in my household. Thank...

I’m the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I’ll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.

Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)

please” anyone but themselves

The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me.

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.