How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it’s autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I’ll know it. [Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his...

(About a cookbook…)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor…but they ends up Tarts.

Here, have another one.

She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild disgusted expression. “Definitely smells like a skank…

Okay, listen, I don’t know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn’t born yesterday so I am...

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that’s right…you aren’t the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean

If you’re using business metaphors, may I suggest hostile takeover. It’s more appropriate.

Are you a female dog?””What?” Massie asked. “Why?””Because you are acting like a real bitch!

you ask too many questions,” snapped Cletus.I kept my gaze on Roman. “that’s because I get too few answers.

Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?” Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.”Huh? No. I mean, I don’t know,” Claire said.”Then why are you all up in...

Just like Seasons, People Change. But the difference is, once gone, seasons come back.

“He loved her…It was noble of him. It was beautiful.”-“It was stupid.

Seriously. I’m not saying five-star… I’m saying go on Expedia and find a place that actually has stars… any stars.

Forgive me….I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

Did we come for bait?

You can deduct it from my slow and painful death.

It must be horny douchebag day,” she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag’s strap up on her shoulder.

I feel blessed to have as many comebacks as I can.

Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky!” Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn’t planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any...

But you were mine.” Kane cut in deep and matter of fact.