“He loved her…It was noble of him. It was beautiful.”-“It was stupid.
Short men are happy, for they can pass easily through the door. Tall men are happy, for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, short men are angry, for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, tall men are angry, for they cannot pass easily through the...
It seems to me that very sad things always contain an element of the comical
Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
I’ve never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.
Dear Edmond,While you were sleeping this afternoon, I was busy hustling around town. You see, when I woke up early this morning to clean the apartment for the party tonight, I noticed that all your furniture was missing. And by all, I do mean everything. So I raced around town trying to replace all your...
…You see I believe in that stuff to: yoga and mystical powers. I once knew a man who could kill himself on command. Can you believe that? . . . Why do you laugh? . . . Believe it! By will of his own mind, he could make his heart stop beating for good’ My...
Life is like an atom bomb… It’s a blast… but it can be a bummer too!
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
It is better to make an irrational noise in a bush than in a desert.
Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues.
Foxbrush sneezed again.He couldn’t help himself. It’s not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning toward him with an expression on her face like Nidawi’s wore. But sneezes are not prey to the wants or wishes of those inflicted with them. He sneezed so violently that he nearly knocked...