Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.

Does a cat know he is a cat? Does a dog know he is a dog? Does nature know it is called nature? Does this planet know its name Earth? Does Sun know its name and its category as a star? Does Universe know that it is Universe? Does God knows that he is God?...

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.

I can’t tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that’s flying a space ship.

I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about children—they are that important to me. When I have lost a dog I have gone into a mourning period that lasted for months.

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk, happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they weren’t having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on...

I have moves like a go-go dancer mixed with Inspector Gadget’s go-go gadget legs. Do I detect you thinking not with your brain but with your Brain, in that you want to hump my leg?

My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.

Žmogus sviedžia pagalį, o šuo nubėga ir dantyse jį parneša atgal. ,,Koks protingas šuo, – galvoja žmogus, – nes daro tai, ko aš noriu.” O katė pagalio neatneša. ,,Neprotinga katė”, – nutaria žmogus. O katė galvoja: ,,Nusviedei pagalį, kvaily, tai pats ir atnešk. Aš tau ne tarnaitė. Aš laisva. Aš ne šuo ir padų tau...

I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, ‘BAD DOG!’Then, out of the corner of...

we might have to eat the dog” poor, but still poor. Poor like, no insurance poor, and going to McDonald’s was a really big excitement poor, wearing socks for gloves in the winter poor, and collecting nickels and dimes from the washing machine because she never got allowance, that kind of poor… poor enough to...

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

I don’t embark on journeys like the bark of a dog, but more like the bark of a tree. The path to love winds through a densely wooded forest.

My love is shaped like a dog whistle—the sound, not the thing. As a lover, I’m a fighter. But dogs have more bark than me—and so do trees.

I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.

Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

Religious teachings say that animals don’t have souls, but I don’t believe that. Our pets cherish our every move, and wait patiently for us to return home from a day’s work. Our pets would give their lives for us in a heartbeat and not ask for anything in return. How can man live without companionship...

The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can’t be right all the time. He doesn’t bark only when he sees or smells something that’s dangerous. A good watchdog barks at things that are suspicious.

I think having a dog makes you more compassionate.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out.

A few days later, Tuesday quietly crossed our apartment as I read a book and, after a nudge against my arm, put his head on my lap. As always, I immediately checked my mental state, trying to assess what was wrong. I knew a change in my biorhythms had brought Tuesday over, because he was...

A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns a guide.

‘Never Have Your Dog Stuffed’ is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

A dog has one aim in life… to bestow his heart.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru’s cut. That is if it isn’t a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I’ll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm What’s this Hatori I don’t think I ever heard you sound so eager to...

Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

the poor dog, in life the firmest friend, the first to welcome, the foremost to defend.

You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

The dog leash was still tied tight around the oak tree in the back, stretched worn and limp across the green grass as if trying to escape to freedom; and he buried his wife without a tombstone. Where before, she sat most times in his home, licking her wounds.

Sometimes when dogs greeted a returning soldier, they’d go over the edge. They would have to take a few moments to run crazily in circles around the human, or around a room or a yard. I’d have to take a break from watching, so my brain had a chance to absorb what I was seeing:...

A best friend is he who can emulate a dog but still can talk.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy…to wit–the wag of a dog’s tail.

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.

Duct tape can’t fix stupid,” Bas growled. “Maybe not,” Red replied, “but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

My pants pant like a dog, and they drool at the zippered mouth. When I go for a walk, they go for a walk. Now, if only they could play fetch.

If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to feeding on the blood of your cat or dog.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Be wonderful! Like a dog, love with all of your heart.

I’m a huge dog nut – giant, giant.

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.