Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.

I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he...

I had a weimaraner for 11 years called China, and he was a great dog, a bit mad. They’re massive, weimaraners; they’ve got big floppy ears. They look like a pointer, but they’re liver-coloured.

Soon or late, every dog’s master’s memory becomes a graveyard; peopled by wistful little furry ghosts that creep back unbidden, at times, to a semblance of their olden lives.

In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham’s wife didn’t like keeping the sperm at the Escondido estate. Not only had the...

Where’s Kahn?””In bed. You don’t mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?” I chuckled, “You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

A dog is more committed than a religious person; the former does whatever the owner says, while the latter does what someone else told someone else.

I remember thinking, ‘Downward dog’ is so not a resting pose!’ Now it actually can be.

It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of...

Beasts bounding through time. Van Gogh writing his brother for paintsHemingway testing his shotgunCeline going broke as a doctor of medicinethe impossibility of being humanVillon expelled from Paris for being a thiefFaulkner drunk in the...

You always fed strays and bent down to talk to the dogs you met on the street, looking straight into their eyes as if they were old friends. (Maybe they are, you said. From another...

If you need help bark like a dog.” – Gendry. “That’s stupid. If I need help I’ll shout help.” – Arya

Are you a female dog?””What?” Massie asked. “Why?””Because you are acting like a real bitch!

People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It’s too much to deal with.

If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about.

Take care of your dog because a dead dog is NOT a fun companion!

When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.

In August of 1998, I completed Seize the Night, the sequel to my novel Fear Nothing, one of many of my books in which a dog is among the cast of principal characters. Every time...

I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona – no lime. If the phone rings, I won’t answer until I’m done.

The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.

A dog might feel as majestic as a lion, might bark as loud as a roar, might have a heart as mighty and brave as a Lion’s heart,But at the end of the day, a...

When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they’re vicious or not, they’re going to bite back.

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

Colm was a good sleeper. But if there was one sound at night that should wake him, and any sensible man who loved his family, it was the barking of dogs. The noise was coming...

You can take a dog outside, but you can’t make it pee

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.

He methodically basted the dark skin of the Alsatian, which he had stuffed with garlic and herbs.”One rule in life”, he murmured to himself. “If you can smell garlic, everything is all right”.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

More often than not, what animals require our protection from is not hurricanes or fires, but abuse at the hands of other people”.

Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog’s lifestyle.

Meditation expands our inner being. The inner being is like a small, individual river flowering towards the Ocean. In meditation, I feel how my inner being expands into an inner ocean, which is part of...

A hungry dog believes in nothing but meat.

You can be yourself without pursuing yourself. Have you ever seen a dog chase his own tail? He just runs in circles.

I didn’t realize dogs can speak German.

Do you think Bubbles wants Chinese food because it’s made out of cats?” Genevieve questioned, shoveling a big bite into her mouth.”Genevieve, that’s just gross and wrong. Don’t say things like that. Bubbles is a...

I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.

I won’t go to England because they won’t let my dog in.

Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog’s life isn’t going to kill someone for gold teeth.

A stray dog, I might understand,” she said. “But this? You are too softhearted.”No, Mabry,” Ravus said. “I am not.” He looked in Val’s direction. “I think she wants to die.”Maybe you can help her...

You really can’t take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.