Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.
A best friend is he who can emulate a dog but still can talk.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.
Be wonderful! Like a dog, love with all of your heart.
[A dog is] a bundle of pure love, gift-wrapped in fur.
You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.
I walk my dog at dawn because I don’t like people to be around.
Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.
I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.
I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.