Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.
I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about.
Take care of your dog because a dead dog is NOT a fun companion!
When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.
When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
You can take a dog outside, but you can’t make it pee
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog’s lifestyle.
I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.
I won’t go to England because they won’t let my dog in.
There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.