Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.
I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
How strange! A dog is more humane than a human is.
Great. I guess you’re the dog whisperer, vampire edition.
You jumped like a frog.You touched like a dog.You kissed like a bird.
Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.