Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.

The dog leash was still tied tight around the oak tree in the back, stretched worn and limp across the green grass as if trying to escape to freedom; and he buried his wife without...

Sometimes when dogs greeted a returning soldier, they’d go over the edge. They would have to take a few moments to run crazily in circles around the human, or around a room or a yard....

A best friend is he who can emulate a dog but still can talk.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy…to wit–the wag of a dog’s tail.

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.

Duct tape can’t fix stupid,” Bas growled. “Maybe not,” Red replied, “but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

My pants pant like a dog, and they drool at the zippered mouth. When I go for a walk, they go for a walk. Now, if only they could play fetch.

If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to feeding on the blood of your cat or dog.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Be wonderful! Like a dog, love with all of your heart.

I’m a huge dog nut – giant, giant.

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

Hijo de Chihuahua,” said Mary Jo.

[A dog is] a bundle of pure love, gift-wrapped in fur.

Nobody ever kicked a dog wagging its tail

… it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughing. I mean, how can you not laugh at a dog running on the beach? But...

Sure I know where the press room is – I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

No, my dog used to gaze at me,paying me the attention I need,the attention requiredto make a vain person like me understandthat, being a dog, he was wasting time,but, with those eyes so much purer...

I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in compassion to the human race; for if we suffer so much in losing...

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he’ll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who’s late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.

I walk my dog at dawn because I don’t like people to be around.

But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had...

Everything is inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.

Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen.

As an author I’m in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I’ve found it again.

Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?’ ‘To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.’ ‘The dog did nothing in the night-time.”That was the curious incident,’ remarked...

Everybody in!” I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren’t designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.And their wings.And a dog.”This is like a clown car,” Total grumbled front my...

A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you wouldn’t have to walk it.

Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.

Acting is invigorating. But I don’t analyse it too much. It’s like a dog smelling where it’s going to do its toilet in the morning.

I remember the pain I felt, and wonder why a man who was such an accomplished liar had to tell the truth that day.

I am still married, yes – no children. I have Benzo, though; he’s my dog, a Lhasa apso.

If you come on my property, I’ve got you from the second that you enter on. There’s little lasers… my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there’s no...

I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed either dog catcher or politician you are correct.

I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.

There is sorrow enough in the natural wayFrom men and woman to fill our day;But when we are certain of sorrow in store,Why do we always arrange for more?Brothers & Sisters, I bid you bewareOf...

I talk to him when I’m lonesome like; and I’m sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but...

I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.