Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.

The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn’t let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.

Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.

A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Better a live dog than a dead lion.

If it be the chief point of friendship to comply with a friend’s notions and inclinations he possesses this is an eminent degree; he lies down when I sit, and walks when I walk, which...

Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

Good dog! Nice fetch!””He wasn’t fetching.””Bring her here, boy. Good job!”The dog looked from Zack to me.”I’ve been training him,” Zack said. “Up till now he’s brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he’s...

Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie

Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone and he does not know what to do except...

Yet he could not enjoy the walk. In the morning especially a bougainvillaea looks handmade, lawns are always lawns, and it is true indeed that dogs smell fear. Cats don’t say.

We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex, having sex or crowing boastfully about the sex he had just scored. Jenny...

Buy a gift for a dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival;...

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

Terriers are problem solvers. They’ll do what you tell them, but only if it happens to be in line with what they wanted to do anyway.

I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.

So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

I hear Warner laugh.I see him smile.It’s the kind of smile that transforms him into someone else entirely, the kind of smile that puts stars in his eyes and a dazzle on his lips and...

I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.

I shall have to go. But-” and here Frodo looked hard at Sam- “if you really care about me, you will have to keep that DEAD secret. See? If you don’t, if you even breathe...

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

Slowly, deliberately, the dog turned from the black wolf and walked toward the man. He was a dog, and dogs chose men.

His absence is so big it’s like he’s there.

Si chinò per accarezzarmi. Fece scorrere la mano lungo la schiena e poi sotto al mento. «Ogni cane dovrebbe iniziare la giornata con una bella grattatina sotto il mento» dichiarò. Spostò la mano sopra la...

This cave is so dark I can’t see any of you in your ninja outfits.” “Sorry.” the boys said and they peeled off their outfits and left them in a pile. The boys left Mollie’s...

How strange! A dog is more humane than a human is.

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

Someone told me a woman bought a dog so she could take it to the same park where I go running, but I’m hoping that’s rubbish.

A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.

I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog.

I don’t know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: ‘Well, would you accept this?’

Great. I guess you’re the dog whisperer, vampire edition.

…some people won’t even own a dog for fear it will die – you can’t bubble-wrap your heart…

You jumped like a frog.You touched like a dog.You kissed like a bird.

When I have no appointments, I spend the day in pajamas and go to the dog park in pajamas. I’m very casual.

If he can’t get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?””With great care,” Donegan suggested.”How about we run off shout and they follow?” Said Gracious. “Then, just when they think they’ve...

A wagaday!

Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless

No book of mine is complete without a dog.

Does a cat know he is a cat? Does a dog know he is a dog? Does nature know it is called nature? Does this planet know its name Earth? Does Sun know its name...

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of...

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.

I can’t tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that’s flying a space ship.