Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.
Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.
I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.
I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
If you live with dogs, you’ll never run out of things to write about.
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Take care of your dog because a dead dog is NOT a fun companion!
When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.
When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
You can take a dog outside, but you can’t make it pee
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.