You brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling?

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

Someone told me a woman bought a dog so she could take it to the same park where I go running, but I’m hoping that’s rubbish.

For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Better a live dog than a dead lion.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

No, my dog used to gaze at me,paying me the attention I need,the attention requiredto make a vain person like me understandthat, being a dog, he was wasting time,but, with those eyes so much purer than mine,he’d keep on gazing at mewith a look that reserved for me aloneall his sweet and shaggy life,always near...

I remember thinking, ‘Downward dog’ is so not a resting pose!’ Now it actually can be.

I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about children—they are that important to me. When I have lost a dog I have gone into a mourning period that lasted for months.

A few days later, Tuesday quietly crossed our apartment as I read a book and, after a nudge against my arm, put his head on my lap. As always, I immediately checked my mental state, trying to assess what was wrong. I knew a change in my biorhythms had brought Tuesday over, because he was...

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy…to wit–the wag of a dog’s tail.

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

If you come on my property, I’ve got you from the second that you enter on. There’s little lasers… my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there’s no way to sneak up on me. And I’ve got a loud dog.

Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.

You can be yourself without pursuing yourself. Have you ever seen a dog chase his own tail? He just runs in circles.

A dog has one aim in life… to bestow his heart.

I have moves like a go-go dancer mixed with Inspector Gadget’s go-go gadget legs. Do I detect you thinking not with your brain but with your Brain, in that you want to hump my leg?

I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

Everybody in!” I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren’t designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.And their wings.And a dog.”This is like a clown car,” Total grumbled front my lap in the front seat.”Why does the dog get to sit in your lap?” Gazzy asked plaintively, as we rattled...

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

If it be the chief point of friendship to comply with a friend’s notions and inclinations he possesses this is an eminent degree; he lies down when I sit, and walks when I walk, which is more that many good friends can pretend to do.

‘Never Have Your Dog Stuffed’ is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

Religious teachings say that animals don’t have souls, but I don’t believe that. Our pets cherish our every move, and wait patiently for us to return home from a day’s work. Our pets would give their lives for us in a heartbeat and not ask for anything in return. How can man live without companionship...

You jumped like a frog.You touched like a dog.You kissed like a bird.

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

I remember the pain I felt, and wonder why a man who was such an accomplished liar had to tell the truth that day.

A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns a guide.

When the idea of ‘Chopped’ surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy’s mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef’s dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius!...

Meditation expands our inner being. The inner being is like a small, individual river flowering towards the Ocean. In meditation, I feel how my inner being expands into an inner ocean, which is part of everything, which is one with Existence. Through the inner being, we come in contact with the inner ocean, the undefined...

…some people won’t even own a dog for fear it will die – you can’t bubble-wrap your heart…

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.

A person’s true character lies somewhere until after you might have pressed the wrong button without knowing, then you’ll realize that there are dogs in human form.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.

You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.

Good dog! Nice fetch!””He wasn’t fetching.””Bring her here, boy. Good job!”The dog looked from Zack to me.”I’ve been training him,” Zack said. “Up till now he’s brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he’s finally getting the hang of it.

Where’s Kahn?””In bed. You don’t mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?” I chuckled, “You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

… it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughing. I mean, how can you not laugh at a dog running on the beach? But I was also kind of crying, too. Laughing and crying simultaneously hurts. It hurts and it’s confusing.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he’ll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.