Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.
A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.
Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.
I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
How strange! A dog is more humane than a human is.
Great. I guess you’re the dog whisperer, vampire edition.
You jumped like a frog.You touched like a dog.You kissed like a bird.
Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless