Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
No, my dog used to gaze at me,paying me the attention I need,the attention requiredto make a vain person like me understandthat, being a dog, he was wasting time,but, with those eyes so much purer than mine,he’d keep on gazing at mewith a look that reserved for me aloneall his sweet and shaggy life,always near...
A few days later, Tuesday quietly crossed our apartment as I read a book and, after a nudge against my arm, put his head on my lap. As always, I immediately checked my mental state, trying to assess what was wrong. I knew a change in my biorhythms had brought Tuesday over, because he was...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.
Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.
Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.
I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
Everybody in!” I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren’t designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.And their wings.And a dog.”This is like a clown car,” Total grumbled front my lap in the front seat.”Why does the dog get to sit in your lap?” Gazzy asked plaintively, as we rattled...
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Religious teachings say that animals don’t have souls, but I don’t believe that. Our pets cherish our every move, and wait patiently for us to return home from a day’s work. Our pets would give their lives for us in a heartbeat and not ask for anything in return. How can man live without companionship...
You jumped like a frog.You touched like a dog.You kissed like a bird.
When the idea of ‘Chopped’ surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy’s mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef’s dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius!...
Meditation expands our inner being. The inner being is like a small, individual river flowering towards the Ocean. In meditation, I feel how my inner being expands into an inner ocean, which is part of everything, which is one with Existence. Through the inner being, we come in contact with the inner ocean, the undefined...
Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie
There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.
Good dog! Nice fetch!””He wasn’t fetching.””Bring her here, boy. Good job!”The dog looked from Zack to me.”I’ve been training him,” Zack said. “Up till now he’s brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he’s finally getting the hang of it.
… it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughing. I mean, how can you not laugh at a dog running on the beach? But I was also kind of crying, too. Laughing and crying simultaneously hurts. It hurts and it’s confusing.
My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.