Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
You either mellow at 30, or your head explodes – take your choice.
I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.
When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good.
Revenge was always the easy part; the hard part was living with it afterward.
The truth is so often disappointing, or ugly; don’t you find that, ma petite?
You’d think a sociopath assassin wouldn’t have a fan following but he does.
Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies.
Here’s the secret to finishing that first book. Don’t rewrite as you go.
when you live forever and don’t age, it gives you time to hope
An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.
I want a kiss to be so believable it gives the reader shivers.