In my whole life, I have known no wise people (over a broad subject matter area) who didn’t read all the time — none, zero. You’d be amazed at how much Warren reads–and at how much I read. My children laugh at me. They think I’m a book with a couple of legs sticking out.
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.
You do right by me, I’ll show you a life most suckers can’t even dream of.
Sometimes we focus on the lyrics too much and forget to dance to the music.
Love is a funny thing. It’s so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.
I don’t mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I’m not self-conscious.
James started to laugh. His chin hurt where she’d smacked him twice, his foot throbbed where she’d stepped on it, and his entire body felt as if he’d swum through a rosebush, which wasn’t as far off the truth as it sounded. Yet still he started to laugh.
If you’re stressing over happiness, you’re doing it wrong!
Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Smile, even when you’re trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision. Sing, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy. Trust, even when your heart begs you not to. Twirl, even when your...
I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I’m not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He’s completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off.
I don’t understand humans.” Caradoc shook his head. “It takes their brightest minds decades to plan an unmanned voyage to the nearest planet, which can take a year to travel each way. Yet they expect there to be aliens travelling distances it takes light decades to reach us, just for a weekend of bum fun...
It’s very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.
… sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.
We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.
You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I’ve never been that guy who says, ‘Ooh, I have to play King Lear’. First off, that’d be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who’s involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don’t think I’m through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh.
A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in. A minute to smile and an hour to weep in. A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the moans come double. And that is life. A crust and a corner that makes love precious, With a smile to...