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Driving  Quotes
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

—Erol Ozan

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BeautyCarsDecisions
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The wisest thing my grandpa ever said to me before he died was “Stop!” Thinking back, I don’t know if he was talking to me or the car that ran him over. I prefer to...

—Jarod Kintz

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CarDeathDrive
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I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I’m going slightly faster than 60 miles per hour. I should arrive in a bad mood.

—Jarod Kintz

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So easy to go sailing off this road. A wonder more folks didn’t. All that space, waiting.

—S.M. Hulse

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After six long hours of driving and three rest stops, Tiger pulls up to a snow-topped, metal speaker box just outside the State Penitentiary’s first gate in Walla Walla. As he rolls down his window...

—Giorge Leedy

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Just because you’re sober, don’t think you’re a good driver, Cookie.

—John Irving

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I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control.

—Criss Jami

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BrainCognitionCompassion
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I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

—Jarod Kintz

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BackseatCarChauffeur
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Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.

—John Updike

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American-LifeComedyDriving
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Why do old people drive slow? They have the least amount of time left on earth, so you’d think they’d drive the fastest, to make the best use of what little time they have.

—Jarod Kintz

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DeathDrivingHumor
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It’s dark at night, yet people still drive. So I don’t see why people get so upset that I drive blindfolded during the day.

—Jarod Kintz

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AngerBlindfoldCars
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Vehicular Darwinism based on survival of the quickest.

—Raymond L.

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CarDarwinismDriving
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I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the environment. But that’s just who I am. I’m a thoughtful guy.

—Jarod Kintz

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ConservationConserveDrive
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Living is like driving,” my grandmother used to say. “You have to pick a lane.” Have I chosen the right lane? It feels like this place, this moment in time, lies exactly halfway between my...

—Kathleen Flinn

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DrivingFutureLife
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I can only drive slowly.””That’s all right.””And I can only do left turns.”Rose ran downstairs, grabbed a road atlas, and ran triumphantly back up again. “Wales is left! Look! It’s left all the way!

—Hilary McKay

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I don’t like sleeping, but I do like watching the inside of my eyelids. That’s how I drive, and that’s how I make love. Honk when you’re finished.

—Jarod Kintz

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DrivingEyelidsHonk
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I’m still driving a Prius, yeah.

—Larry David

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DrivingYeah
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The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), so all of them had to die. The only thing that saved all those passengers was my love—and the fact that I know how...

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdBusBus-Driver
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Staying relaxed was helping him cope with the drug induced juddering vision that could be best described as being like a Hitchcockian visual effect operated by a hyperactive squirrel that shook the whole universe closer...

—Dylan Perry

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DrivingDrugsFantasy
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I haven’t met that many women, human or angelic, who actually like to drive. In my experience they seem to be much more pragmatic about the whole thing than we are. For most males, driving...

—Tad Williams

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Your driver is on the steer, driving you and you can feel free to doze in the car; this is trust built on competence. Competence is to ensure that your actions put people’s hearts at...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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At-EaseBestCar
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Age doesn’t affect driving – how do you like that?

—Mario Andretti

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Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don’t have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway...

—George Carlin

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DrivingHumorKilling
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I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.

—Jarod Kintz

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Life is only a fast lane if you get into a lane and drive fast.

—Nikhil Rao

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DrivingLifeLife-And-Living
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Wrong Way,” and I thought, I agree. So I turned around and went home.

—Jarod Kintz

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CheatCheatingDrive
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My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.

—Jarod Kintz

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See?” he said, with an unholy amount of glee. “I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.””No. Trust me, you shouldn’t,” Eve said. “Think of all the little old people and...

—Rachel Caine

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All of a sudden we were out of the lot and on the highway next to the mountains, flying. I put my hand out the window, and then I put my head out. I felt...

—Ava Dellaira

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The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage.

—Jarod Kintz

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I don’t drive fast, I drive YOUNG.

—Musawir Masood

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DrivingSpeedYouth
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People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because, please, you look like you are twelve and a half and driving with...

—Chase Brooks

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DrivingHumorPlaystation
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The feeling of freedom, driving into scenery as green and lush as a postcard of Ireland was close to bliss.

—Diane Meier

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BlissContentDriving
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I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

—Rachel Caine

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As I was driving down Beach Blvd., I saw a building that said, “Self Storage,” and I thought, “I wonder if my ego could possibly fit in just one unit.

—Jarod Kintz

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You can’t just make me different and then leave

—John Green

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AlaskaDeathDriving
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You’ve turned into quite a bossy little thing,” Myrnin said. “I think I might like it.

—Rachel Caine

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Bite-ClubClaire-DanversDriving
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I’ve seen and swam and climbed and lived and driven and filmed. Should it all end tomorrow, I can definitely say there would be no regrets. I am very lucky, and I know it. I...

—Benedict Cumberbatch

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ClimbDeathDriving
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Learn to drive?””Never,” said Quentin. “My mission in life is to be a passenger.

—Diana Wynne

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DrivingHumourLife
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The inside of the old Camaro smelled like asphalt and desire, gasoline and dreams.

—Maggie Stiefvater

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CamaroCarsDesire
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Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love.

—Jarod Kintz

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Grandpa said I was speeding, but he drives as fast as a parked car, so anything that moves as fast as a statue is supersonic.

—Jarod Kintz

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CarDrivingFamily
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Men may or may not be better drivers than women, but they seem to die more often trying to prove that they are.

—Tom Vanderbilt

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AggressionCarsDriving
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Nothing is so rewarding than the patience that you take to go over the ramps of life. They may slow you down, but you are an unstoppable hero. Keep driving!

—Israelmore Ayivor

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If you don’t have regular and accurate financial statements, you’re driving your business 100 miles an hour down a one-way street the wrong way, at night, in the fog, without lights.

—Jim Blasingame

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They say that when people still rode on vehicles powered by oil, they could go anywhere they wanted.

—Yoshiyuki Sadamoto

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CarsDrivingDystopia
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I drive a motorbike, so there is the whiff of the grim reaper round every corner, especially in London.

—Benedict Cumberbatch

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CornerDangerDeath
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A scattering of pinpoint lights shows up in the blackness ahead. A town or village straddling the highway. The indicator on the speedometer begins to lose ground. The man glances in his mirror at the...

—Cornell Woolrich

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DrivingNightSmall-Town
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TIME IS DRIVING GROWTH OF THE UNIVERSE.

—Khalid Masood

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DrivingGrowthTime
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Driving at night, when it’s dark, it’s the best time to wear a blindfold. My bumper sticker says honk if you’re horny, so give me a beep or two.

—Jarod Kintz

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