I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a ‘Peanuts’ character.

A blanket could be used to swallow up the nightmares you used to have as a kid. Whatever happened to those bad dreams? I’ll bet your mom gave them to Good Will.

In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

A brick could be used as a flying decision inducer. You could have said yes before I threw the brick, but I suppose you’ll be more agreeable when you wake up from your coma.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.”Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next...

A brick could be used as a medallion on the end of a necklace, much like human testicles aren’t used. It’s a shame, really, because when you think of all things dangly, male genitals drop...

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.

Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot be used like a purrless cat.

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I mean literally, keep your head still and balanced and don’t let the brick fall off. Actually, keeping the brick...

There’s a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it’ll drive you insane or to genius

A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole.

She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently in Lykae was code for ‘Interogate me,’ because the questions, they came a-calling.

Most people assume because my name is Jarod that I was born Martha proof. But I’m not Martha proof—I’m merely Martha resistant up to 100 meters.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

One of the Christian’s biggest fears is appearing ‘too Christian’. God forbid, because that’s often characterized as god-awful! We want to be one, but without being ‘one of them’.

Sparkles make the world go round.

You stand out like a fart in church.

He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed.

A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can’t tell you. What part about secret don’t you understand?

Because there’s no way on earth she’s going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a careless I love you, try tossing a brick at them instead.

He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was “You know, I think moving is key to this whole fucking thing.””This does t feel good?” Gavin kissed under Jamie’s ear while rubbing...

You sound like you’re mentally deficient. And possibly Chinese.

It was the first time her eyes had really met mine and to be honest I think there was more warmth between the lamb chops in the freezer.” Daniel meeting Felicity in Cousin Felicity and...

A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.

That’s worst than gonerreha, man!

A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he’s not starting over on the paperwork.

You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.

I lost a horse today.”That sounds careless. What happened?”She jumped off a cliff.”A cliff! Is that normal?

Love is timeless, but man is not. I think I’m early.” It’s true. I was a premature baby. I was born generations before my time.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how ’bout you?

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext.

I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the...

Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, “Kane! What will they think?” She whispered against his neck.”That we’re newly bonded and I can’t keep my hands off of my lovely mate.” And sure enough,...

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs....

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or...

…I guess I can put two and two together.””Sometimes the answer’s four,” I said, “and sometimes it’s twenty-two…

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

FLAMINGO!!

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can.

No one is waiting for me. In this story, I’m the girl no one is waiting for. Usually the girl is fat, but my problem is more rare, which is freckles: I look like someone...

The possession of facts is knowledge; the use of facts is wisdom; the creation of facts is covert action.

If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

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