The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.

If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand...

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. ‘Stop thinking’, swig, ’empty your head’, swig, ‘now, seriously empty your head’.