Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist what others say. Simply say thank you and move on.

I agree with you. Everyone gets lonely sometimes.

I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at…gas if it happens at the wrong time, and we are always curious...

My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?

I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can’t tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE

That was great!” he laughed.

He was everything I’d ever wanted, and everything I hadn’t even known I needed.

Brussels sprouts, Grace, really? These are our friends. Why are you doing this to them?

Don’t be ungrateful. Just open it.

Give it up, mister! No sex for you!” I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally.”Tons of sex for me, sister. None for you!” he yelled all too clearly through the wall.

I don’t want to put things off, even though we haven’t been together a really long time. I don’t want to wait—you never know what can . . . Look. I adore you, and I...

Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven’t had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will probably die old and alone in a beautifully designed apartment with all of...